Dig A Hole: Ike Turner is Rolling on the River to Hell
December 12th, 2007 by Scott Marks
Ike Wilster Turner was a freebasing fool, married 14 times, and you can bet the farm that all but a few of the women in his life received regular smack-downs. For years Ike denied allegations of spousal abuse, but in his 2001 autobiography Ike admitted, “Sure, I’ve slapped Tina (Turner)… There have been times when I punched her to the ground without thinking. But I never beat her.”
He also had a good haircut and was one of rock ‘n’ roll’s pioneering architects.
Sadly, Mr. Turner died peacefully in his sleep as opposed to screaming in a fiery head-on. May the flames of hell roast his cowardly ass from now to eternity.
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