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The National Enquirer reports Andrew Young is the father of John Edwards’ love child

December 19th, 2007 by Scott Marks

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Another Norman Rockwell painting up in flames

First came reports that Steadman saw green and left Oprah due to her close relationship with Barack Obama and now this. Republicans can’t get it up and democrats can’t keep it zipped.

The National Enquirer has literally caught democratic presidential candidate John Edwards with his pants down. Just weeks after Edwards denied his affair with former campaign worker Rielle Hunter, the tabloid discovered that she is six months pregnant with his love child. (Always second best, different from the rest.)

The Enquirer reports that Rielle “is also living in Chapel Hill, N.C. in a gated community, just a few streets away from Andrew Young, who has been a key official in Edwards’ campaign.”

Sources say that Young (in the Kato Kaelin role) was Edwards’ beard assigned the task of keeping Rielle off the campaign trail. In an attempt to literally fall on his sword Young, a 41-year-old married man with young children, claims that HE is the father of Reille’s baby!

Why don’t the Democrats save face by withdrawing their candidates from next year’s election and declaring the Republicans winners today? Who cares that there is a war on when some Presidential candidate with good hair is porking one of his underlings. And isn’t this the candidate whose wife has cancer and insisted that he stay on the campaign trail?

UPDATE:

The Life of Rielle Hunter: Filmmaker and John Edwards’ Mistress

 

 

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10 Responses to “The National Enquirer reports Andrew Young is the father of John Edwards’ love child”

  1. Joel Wicklund on December 19th, 2007 8:38 pm

    It stinks of a Clinton smear campaign to me. Just as he is picking up momentum in Iowa…

    But, you’re right. No matter who becomes the nominee, this inept party will find a way to lose. My god, has there ever been a sitting president with a more scandal-ridden, disastrous record? But the so-called opposition party can’t find the stomach to impeach him. A “Curveball”-motivated war, incompetence after Katrina, acts of treason against an American CIA agent…I guess those pale in comparison to Clinton’s BJ.

  2. Scott Marks on December 20th, 2007 12:26 am

    Remember what they did to Benito Mussolini towards the end? I’d love to see a parade down Pennsylvania Ave. take turns spitting on an upside-down Bush. For the first time in my life I wrote my Congresswoman and she wrote back saying impeachment would only make things worse. How the f*ck much worse can things get? Don’t get me started. It gives me a headache in my ass.

  3. Jax on August 8th, 2008 11:30 pm

    Edwards would still be about 1000 times better the candidate and President than Obama.

  4. Scott Marks on August 9th, 2008 2:07 am

    If he’ll do it to a wife dying of cancer, he’ll do it to the country.

  5. mtgmarc on August 9th, 2008 11:26 pm

    What the ??? Andrew young is either black, part black or extremely dark skinned, that baby, even in that grainy photo showing Edwards holding her, is snow white pale and, even, once again, showing thru the grainy picture, appeared to have hair like Edwards, it was so obvious, at first I thought it was a doctored photo done up to look like him for a joke. No joke here, papa Edwards, you da baby’s daddy !!!

  6. jeff smith on August 15th, 2008 3:15 pm

    it’s always funny when Republicans take the ‘holier than thou’ approach to sexual scandals…

    don’t forget john mc cain cheated on his first wife while she was sick and disfigured… who did he cheat with when he was married? his now second wife…

    those who live in glass houses..

  7. Scott Marks on August 16th, 2008 1:54 pm

    Just don’t give McCain the opportunity to cheat on America!

  8. tolilove on February 24th, 2009 1:42 pm

    i like this to be my man

  9. Matt Wilson on February 24th, 2009 3:51 pm

    @tolilove: I couldn’t have said it better myself.

  10. Scott Marks on February 25th, 2009 12:13 am

    A tribute to Fanny Brice.

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