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Bob Hope interfered with the thought patterns of millions of Americans

January 21st, 2008 by Scott Marks

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In all honestly this should have been the very first post on Emulsion Compulsion. The facts were made known to me eighteen years ago by the brilliant Jennifer DeSplinter, a former student who, after reading the following letters, understood the root of my borderline unhealthy preoccupation with Bob Hope. For years I had misplaced the vital documents I am about to detail. I pray that it’s not too late to help others afflicted by the immeasurable mental anguish inflicted upon them by Bob Hope.

God bless Sally Fox. Were it not for her brave disclosures who knows how many others would never have been made aware of the true source of their recurring head trauma. Even to this day, years after his death, Bob Hope continues to interfere with the thought patterns of millions worldwide, myself included. A high level industry source confirms that all of the RH2 DVD releases of Hope’s film and television work are electronically encoded with telekinetic thought transponders. These invisible carriers not only assault the memories of those who purchase and watch the videos, but all who enter their domiciles as well.

The man is indeed more dangerous dead than he ever was alive. Mr. Hope was set to leave us in January of 2001 after helping to inaugurate the second reign of the anti-Christ, but was kept alive until after war was waged against Iraq. (President Bush declared war on Iraq on March 18, 2003 and Mr. Hope was finally taken from us on July 23, 2003.) Am I the only one that finds it odd that “Hope” and “Atta” have 4 letters in their last names and both Bob and Mohammad had secretaries with the surname Kennedy? Coincidence? I think not.

The following correspondence was first brought to light by Harper’s Magazine in December of 1991. They detail the ignoble humiliation and cerebral decimation Ms. Fox underwent after seven years’ exposure to Bob Hope TV specials. Some may ask, why not just watch something else or leave the TV off altogether? We can’t. The power of Hope compels us.

Ms. Fox’s first plea for help was addressed to the investigative reporting staff of CBS News, NBC news, ABC News, CNN, 60 Minutes, United Press International and The National Enquirer, which shockingly failed to run with it.

June 17, 1988

Gentlemen,

I am involved in a phenomenal situation which I believe merits investigation.

The whole thing started about seven years ago when I began to “see” Bob Hope (the comedian) when I would close my eyes and concentrate. Through study, I learned that the reason I could “see” Bob Hope was because he is violently insane and uses abnormal thinking processes which introject and project others’ egos.

When this problem began, besides worrying about my mental health, I also felt that my civil rights were being violated by an other person’s insanity, so I began to write letters to the FBI. At first, the FBI thought I was crazy, but a year or so later, the FBI told me that they had been getting 800 to 900 complaints a day from people all around the country saying the same thing I was: Bob Hope is crazy and interferes with their normal thinking. The FBI told me they were investigating.

I told the FBI agent, and I am telling the press, that I believe, as a victim of this situation, that nothing will ever come of the investigation because Bob Hope is Ronald Reagan’s friend, and should it ever be proven that Bob Hope is insane, the President’s reputation would be at stake.

Because the FBI seems to be participating in a cover-up, I am begging the press to get involved.
Thousands of people are suffering, and we need help.

Thank you for your time and consideration,

Sally Fox

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April 6, 1990

Dear President Bush,

On November 13, 1989, I sent you correspondence concerning Bob Hope, the comedian, and his insanity, which affects thousands of American people.

Evidently you do not care to have this problem exposed, probably because Bob Hope was a major contributor to your campaign. I believe you are participating in a cover-up of this situation. You promised a kindler and gentler government, but instead you are hiding the facts…

…People like you and Ronald Reagen break the laws of the land and ignore the complaints of thousands of people to protect Bob Hope so that he can remain a hero and contributor. His insanity is detrimental to the general psychological mood of the nation…

…Allowing Bob Hope to abuse people’s thinking is not in the best interest of the American people. You cannot continue to to ignore and cover up the complaints of thousands. You will be exposed eventually. Therefore , I suggest that you open up an investigation and allow American citizens to think freely and without the interference of a very old, not so funny, violently insane psychopath, Bob Hope.

Yours truly,

Sally Fox

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Hope at his most violently insane

May 2, 1990

Dear Ms. Fox,

This will acknowledge receipt and thank you for the recent correspondence concerning Bob Hope.

You will be pleased to know that I have already contacted appropriate officials on your behalf.

Naturally, I will be in touch with you again as soon as I hear from them. In the meantime, please know of my continuing interest in this matter.

My kindest regards.

Sincerely,

Lindy (Mrs. Hale) Boggs

[House of Representatives, Second District, Louisiana]

These last two letters are a much needed exchange between Mr. Fox and a woman from Bergen, New York whose name was withheld.

August 1991

Dear Ms. Fox,

I was recently visiting a local college and I was describing to a friend the rather odd things (all involving Bob Hope) which seem to be happening to me. Amazingly, someone nearby overheard our conversation and recommended that I contact you.

I understand that you too have experienced these thought disturbances, and I would like to know what you experience (hearing voices, seeing “visions” or other strange images, etc.)

Also, I would like more information about Bob Hope’s form of insanity. I am very relieved to learn that I am not the only person facing this problem!

Thank you very much for taking the time to read my letter.

Sincerely,

X

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August 19, 1991

Dear X,

I read with amazement your letter concerning Bob Hope, madman. I, like you, am relieved to know that I am not the only person who will admit to this problem.

I have so much to tell you. I have been fighting this problem for the last thirteen years and, frankly, was just about ready to give up. Your letter inspired me to continue my struggle.

I can’t explain everything in a letter - I don’t know where to begin. Please call me and I will be more than happy to tell you about my whole ordeal.

In the meantime, remember you are not alone and, yes, Bob Hope is violently insane.

Sincerely,

Sally Fox

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YOU’RE NEXT, RIGHT HERE!!!

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2 Responses to “Bob Hope interfered with the thought patterns of millions of Americans”

  1. Janet on September 10th, 2008 4:47 am

    I’m lost here…. So very lost.

  2. Scott Marks on September 10th, 2008 11:06 am

    Count your blessings that you don’t wake up every morning with a throbbing headache.

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