HAPPY BIRTHDAY JERRY LEWIS!
March 16th, 2008 by Scott Marks
Jerry Lewis turns 82 today and by way of celebration, here is an original 1963 promotional tie-in ad that features The Nutty Professor partaking in every form of Planter’s nuts known to man.
In the 45 years since the film’s release, scientists have discovered that peanuts can have an even more devastating effect on adults than Kelp’s Wonder Tonic. In order to avoid a lawsuit, we here at Emulsion Compulsion feel it necessary to warn you that peanut allergy is the most common cause of death from food allergies.
Symptoms can include the following:
* Vomiting
* Diarrhea
* Hives
* Swelling of the lips, face, throat and skin
* Acute abdominal pain
* Exacerbation of atopic eczema
* Asthma
* Anaphylactic shock
Eating peanut products while watching The Nutty Professor may cause the following:
* Fake teeth
* An abundance of mascara
* Uncontrollable mandibular spasms while singing That Old Black Magic
* The urge to wear electric blue Sy Devore suits and drink Alaska Polar Bear Heaters
* The world’s tastiest nuts
Happy birthday, Jerry!
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Happy Birthday To You, Happy Birthday To You
Happy Birthday Dear JJEEEEEERRRRRRRRRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
(screeched in my best nasal idiot 9-yr old voice)
Happy Birthday To You!
Marvelous!
“What’ll it be, hmmmm……” Stella Stevens said Jerry had the world’s tastiest nuts…or was that Dean who said that? Just kidding. Happy Birthday, Jerry!