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Miley Cyrus flashes her bra in new Disney photo scandal

April 21st, 2008 by Scott Marks



Remember the good old days when everyone would talk about how big Mouseketeer Annette Funicello’s boobs were without actually seeing them unsheathed? Or when Walt Disney, eager to protect his studio’s reputation, had a conniption fit after his protégé Hayley Mills expressed an interest in playing Lolita?

Were Uncle Walt alive today he’d be desperately kicking and scratching at the inside of his cryogenic chamber. Disney’s house the Mouse built is turning into a chicken ranch for young sluts. First Britney, Christina and Lindsey traded in their lollipops and sasparilla for Camel Lights and Cristal. Last year nude photos of High School Musical star Vanessa Hudgens, then 18-years-old, surfaced on line.

Now it’s squishy-faced Miley Cyrus’ turn. Publicly, the 15-year-old Hannah Montana star espouses her Christian faith and vows to remain celibate until marriage. Just like her role model Britney Spears. In an interview with Barbara Walters, the teen phenomenon said,

“For me, as I know that some people don’t have a family to fall back on like I have. And that’s when something greater comes in and that’s faith and that’s what I have. For me, that’s what keeps me strong. And I think a lot of people do have Christian families and they’re just not seeing that they’re so much greater than the materialistic things that are there right now like going out and that parties and whatever.”

Forget about Jesus. What would Uncle Walt say if he saw the recent photos of Miley flashing her bra and assuming a seductive pose with a male friend that are now flooding the internet? And what about her mullet-headed father Billy Ray Cyrus? Is he poised to achy-break the neck of the young stud putting his paws all over daddy’s little meal ticket?

She’s fifteen-years-old, for Christ’s sake! How much lower is the age for sexualizing nymphets going to drop? Can we expect views of a bare Elle Fanning or how about shots of Suri Cruise strapped to her crib with a red ball in her mouth? As for using religious faith as a shield, it only works for Republicans.

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12 Responses to “Miley Cyrus flashes her bra in new Disney photo scandal”

  1. Barbie on September 5th, 2008 11:05 am

    YOU ARE SUCH A HOE MILEY CYRUS!!!!
    I LIKE TOTALY HATE YOU!!!!
    AND SOOO DO ALL MY FRIENDS!!
    WE HOPE YOU DIE PAINFULLY OF AIDS, JUST LIKE IN DISASTER MOVIE!!!

  2. Scott Marks on September 5th, 2008 11:38 am

    Hey, thanks for checking in, Barbie. Is your first name Klaus? Send my looooooove to Midge and Ken.

  3. John F. Schultz on September 5th, 2008 2:42 pm

    She’s a hoe? Can I use her for gardening?

    Where do these people come from? Who was she talking to? Miley herself? Clearly, she is not a regular to your site, Scott. She saw “Disaster Movie”.

  4. Scott Marks on September 5th, 2008 4:57 pm

    This could be the smartest comment you ever submitted. Not the funniest, o’ victim of circumstance.

  5. Matt on September 7th, 2008 10:45 am

    I never even heard of Molly cyrus until a week ago. But seeing how everything is going, she is gonna be this generations Britney spears.

  6. Scott Marks on September 7th, 2008 10:59 am

    She had better hurry and get knocked up if she wants to ascend to Britney’s status.

  7. John F. Schultz on September 7th, 2008 8:44 pm

    Who the hell is Molly Cyrus? Is that another one of her alter egos? Sh*t, this girl has more personalities than Sybil.

  8. Maria on September 10th, 2008 4:36 pm

    You are such a dirty skank!!!!

  9. Scott Marks on September 10th, 2008 4:55 pm

    I’m not dirty!

  10. John F. Schultz on September 11th, 2008 10:51 pm

    Um…is Maria talking to you or to Miley herself? Again, another casual visitor who thinks you, Scott Marks, are the conduit to Miley Cyrus. Say, Scott, next time you to talk to Miley, ask her when she’s doing Playboy.

    Follow-up to my comment on “Disaster Movie”, I know you are indifferent to Ebert, but saw this on his “Answer Man” mail. Made me laugh:

    Q. Yo dude, u missed out on “Disaster Movie,” a hardcore laugh-ur-@zz-off movie! Y U not review this movie!? It was funny as #ell! Prolly the funniest movie of the summer! U never review these, wat up wit dat?

    S.J. Stanczak, Chicago

    A. Hey, bro, I wuz buzier than $#i+, @d they never shoed it b4 hand. I peeped in the IMDb and saw it zoomed to #1 as the low$ie$t flic of all time, wit @ lame-@zz UZer Rating of 1.3. U liked it? Wat up wit dat?

  11. Scott Marks on September 11th, 2008 11:06 pm

    I was wondering the same thing, John. Even though she’s all the beautiful sounds in a single word, Maria made it personal.

    I have a call in to Miley as we speak.

    And S.J. Stanczak talkin’ jive? Didn’t he write “Polz in the Hood?”

  12. Taiye on October 18th, 2008 11:59 am

    i hate to say this but i think it’s best to save your reputation now before it’s tooooooo late.

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