Mini-Me Verne Troyer stars in sex tape
June 25th, 2008 by Scott Marks
TMZ.com has obtained footage from a sex tape starring everyone’s favorite dwarf Verne Troyer. Since former Howard Stern wack-packer Hank Nassif drank himself to oblivion, it appears as if Troyer is vying for the prestigious title of Verne, the Angry Drunken Dwarf.
The video, undoubtedly shot on macro-cassette, depicts Troyer and his former live-in girlfriend at the couple’s apartment. Even funnier than watching Verne stick his tongue in her mouth is the copy of The Power Actor on the floor beside the bed. Who read it to him?
Mike Myers and company exploited the little lug in both Austin Powers pictures, but the high point of his career came on VH1’s The Surreal Life when a drunken Verne couldn’t control himself and peed in a corner. That’s why television was invented!
The tape saw the light of day after a third party brought it to dealer Kevin Blatt, the genius who brokered the deal for the Paris Hilton video. According to TMZ, he is entertaining a $100k offer from SugarDVD to distribute the hotness.
To see an proportionately tiny clip from the video, click here.
Story updated here.
Not into dwarf sex tapes? For a softer, more introspective Verne, check out his mini-tribute to Heath Ledger.
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I understand in the tape, Verne disappears inside his girlfriend’s…um, never mind. Hope he was wearing a wet suit. :)
She needs him like a head in her…I mean a hole in her head.
Still should be funnier than “Love Guru”, but just as frightening.