Britney spears lead in Holocaust drama?
June 22nd, 2009 by Scott Marks
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Britler
Thanks to Morph Thing for their inspired artistry
Britney Spears invents a time machine and travels back to Nazi Germany where she falls in love with a concentration camp victim. The couple return to the present day with the intention of getting married, but are instead killed by Nazis.
There’s the signpost up ahead, y’all. Next stop, Albert Speers!
I instinctively began searching Fandango to see if I could purchase advance tickets before I realized that the film is barely in the talking stage.
According to the National Ledger, Ellie May has been given the script of “ The Yellow Star of Sophia and Eton” for her consideration.
Please, Dear Lord, make it come up “Mo” instaed of “Eenie,” “Meenie,” or “Miney.”
Oscar Beregi, Jr.
Actually, “The Twilight Zone” produced a terrific Holocaust-themed show. “Deaths-Head Revisited” starred Hungarian born character actor Oscar Beregi, Jr., his generation’s answer to Sig Ruman. Beregi played an SS Officer who returns to Dachau to think back on his past glories only to be tried by a ghostly jury of his victims.
Aside from his stellar work on the “Zone,” Beregi donned jackboots and a swastika armband in “Combat,” “36 Hours,” “12 O’clock High,” “Morituri,” “The Time Tunnel,” “Hogan’s Heroes,” “Young Frankenstein” and, of course, as the Nazi Admiral in “The Incredible Mr. Limpet.” He also played the doctor that performed the schmecklectomy in “The Christine Jorgensen Story” as well as the “German Tourist” in Episode 1 of “Bob Hope Presents the Chrysler Theatre.”
I am always the first to argue that the holocaust should never be dealt with in fictional terms, but in Britney’s case I’ll gladly make an exception. By all means legitimize the hell out of this project. Make it three hours and get spielberg to produce and direct. You know that he’s eventually going to fall flat on his face and leave a crater the size of three “1941s.” Why not do it now and while you’re at it, take Britney with you.
Bloggers are complaining that the press leak spoiled the plot, but I disagree. Armed with the knowledge that Britney gets done in by Nazis makes it all the more enticing.
We already lost Sean Penn as Larry Fine. Let this project go through and give us all something to live for.
Watch the complete episode of “Deaths-Head Revisited” here.
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“She’s in the attic!”
I can think of another TZ episode that actually depicts Hitler - “That Howling Man,” from a Charles Beaumont story.
http://www.imdb.com/video/cbs/vi826671129/
“Springtime for Britney and Germany”
The TZ episode title should read “THE Howling Man.” My bad.