Scorsese honors DeNiro at Kennedy Center awards
December 29th, 2009 by Scott Marks
Marty and the gang got together Sunday night at The John F. Kennedy Center for the Performing Arts to pay omaggioto Bobby D. The Prefecture of the Pontifical House on Elizabeth Street offered His benediction before turning the proceedings over to Meryl Streep, Harvey Keitel, Sharon Stone and Edward Norton. What’s the matter? Joe Pesky couldn’t get his runty ass off the golf course long enough to pagare il suo rispetto? Disonorante…
See how Mr. Bobby Big Shot looks perched in the loges with the rest of the sweepstakes winners, Mel Brooks, Bruce Springsteen, Grace Bumbry and Dave Brubek, Is it me or is DeNiro looking a little like Robert Young in his Marcus Welby period? All he does is sit and laugh, which is pretty much what he’s been doing on screen (and all the way to the bank) for the past fifteen years.
Excuse me. What’s with those rainbow things they got hanging around their necks? They look like gay suspenders, for Christ’s sake.
And, Bob, tell me why. Why the f@*% do you have to go all the way to Washington for you to sit next to the Opera chick with the dog cone?
I’m sure Keitel first met DeNiro “on a street like this” paper mache tenement mock-up. What’s with the shitty set: a hot dog cart and a garbage can! And Ben Stiller shows up and does shtick. Look how they honor Him. Like a bum. Like a trash man.
Don’t turn it off until you see Norton’s spot on impression of Lord DeNiro.
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What the hell is Ben Stiller doing? Ugh! How embarrassing! Look it how he treats DeNiro. Like a bum. Like a Mama Luke! He dragged his career down with those shitty Focker movies and now he’s disrespecting him like that. (He does have a point about Mel Brooks.)
Sharon Stone still looks great, I gotta tell ya. She still can’t act, though, even in this.
Thank God Keitel is wearing pants.
More Marty and Keitel, less Stone and Stiller. Norton can stay. I want more “Taxi Driver” stories from Marty!
I wonder if that Opera lady can get HBO on that thing.
No kidding. I was shocked Keitel was wearing pants!
I bet Tony Rezko’s best friend Obama had to get tickets for a bunch of ‘Chicago Outfit guyz’. I wouldn’t doubt it if llinois State Treasurer Alexi Giannoulias was hanging around. I wonder what room in the White House they holding crap games in. Forget about it.
As for the Opera chick with the dog cone, I thought it was toilet seat? I was waiting for Bob to take a dump on her. Anything goes.
Damn, with a shitty set like that, and all the lame dialogue, I was expecting the cast of the ‘Jersey Shore’ to make an appearance and give a speech. That would have been great.
Joe Pesci and James Woods were hiding in the garbage cans. They missed their cues. They were suppose to come out and start slapping everyone around.
Whateva.