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CELEBRITY APPRENTICE 2010 - Premiere

March 14th, 2010 by Scott Marks

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Donald can crow all he wants about beneficence, the charity that benefits the most is still NBC.

God, I hope we lose Sharon Osbourne early on. Yente gets on my nerves.

Rod Goblowjurself and Donald should have a hair off.

The show’s critical amalgamation is the impending merger of Donald’s hair and eyebrows. Looks like a roof that stops at the second story balcony.

No Rodman or Rivers. I don’t think this season is going to be as turned-on as last year’s.

Will Bret Michaels go into a diabetic coma for our entertainment pleasure or is it just a misleading teaser pitch to commercial?

Truffles and risotto and hundred dollar burgers? Where’s Sam Sianis when you need him?

Blagojzvbxrpl with a paper chef’s hat perched on that ”Davey and Goliath” haircut is hilarious.

Cyndi Lauper making fun of Trump’s weight??? Bring it on!

How quickly I recall that Sinbad never made me laugh.

Vinyl window banners to ballyhoo truffles and overpriced burgers. Nice move, fellas.

F that dope Holly Robinson Peete! It’s more important to cater to the wealthy and push the little people to the side. You pretentious burger pushing filth! What did she ever do? Sitcoms? “Howard the Duck?” Fire her ass!

Don Jr. saw his identically dressed Wall St. buddies in the diner. You can bet that daddy will hear of this in the boardroom.

An Al Roker cameo with Rod Bigoyabitchz bussing tables? ALL RIGHT!

Did Joan Rivers expect a call from Donald or does she have a camera crew follow her around all day?

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