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Fire in the Hole pranksters ordered to apologize on YouTube

June 10th, 2008 by Scott Marks

Performance artist/stooge Brandon DiCamillo.

The term “fire in the hole” originated as a warning emitted by soldiers just after they chucked a live grenade into an enemy bunker. Kudos to Brandon DiCamillo for applying this bit of battle jargon to the war at home.

It all started on Jackass precursor CKY. DiCamillo pulls up to a Wendy’s drive through and orders a large soft drink. At the window, he pays for the beverage and just before driving off screams “FIRE IN THE HOLE” before tossing the biggie Coke back at the unsuspecting employee.

Yes it’s mean and of course it’s juvenile beyond belief, but isn’t that what makes us keep coming back for more? Cruel as it is, it’s one of the funniest things I’ve ever watched in the comfort of my living room.

If imitation is the sincerest form of failure, Brandon should be branded an overnight success. Soon after his stunt, numerous knock-offs began popping up on YouTube. Two Florida teens emulated Brandon to the letter, but made one fatal mistake. The duo forgot to obtain a signed release before posting their variation of the stunt on YouTube.

It happened on July 25, 2007 when Jessica Ceponis, a fast food worker at the Taco Bell in Merritt Island, east of Orlando, had a 32oz cup of soda thrown back in her face. According to a report in USA Today, Miss Ceponis learned from her customers that the video was posted on line for the world to enjoy. She used YouTube to trace the two boys via their MySpace accounts and befriended them online.

“They were bragging about what they had done and how funny it was,” Ms Ceponis said.

Can you blame them? These boys take pride in their work.

In addition, to the apology video, the two boys were sentenced to 100 hours each of community service and ordered to pay $30 each to the restaurant in cleaning fees. To avoid them getting criminal records, the charges will be dropped when they have fulfilled the judge’s orders.

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“Jackass” Bam Margera’s uncle Don Vito convicted on child sexual assault charges

December 20th, 2007 by Scott Marks

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TMZ.com reports that Bam Margera’s lazy-eyed, slow witted Uncle Vincent “Don Vito” Margera has been sentenced to what could amount to a life of probation after being convicted on two counts of sexual assault on a child. The 51-year-old Margera was accused of groping three girls, ages 12 to 14 at an autograph signing in a Colorado skate park. The Judge also ruled that Margera is not allowed to play the Don Vito character for 10 years.

April and Phil could not be reached for comments.

Margera served as an army cook in Vietnam which probably accounts for his gunt. In 2000 he made his first appearance in one of his nephew’s videos, CKY2K which led to spots on MTV’s Jackass series. I don’t remember him being in the first Jackass movie and I sure in hell am not going to scan the DVD is search of a convicted child molester. He was in #2, but not before making himself known to millions of addled adolescents on 40 episodes of Viv La Bam.

Now he’s really in deep #2. According to MTV.com when the jury reached their decision on October 31, Margera threw himself to the ground knocking over furnitureand screaming, “you might as well kill me now,” as well as, “I can’t f—ing spend the rest of my life in jail,” “you cops lied” and “you can rot in f—ing hell!”

AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Serves you right, lazy short eye!

Three teen witnesses testified last week, saying they had seen Margera touching the girls inappropriately. The defense argued — get this — that Margera was playing the part of befuddled Don Vito. When called to the witness stand, April Margera — Bam’s mother — testified for the defense, portraying her brother-in-law as a harmless, bumbling man. A bigger crime was Don Vito’s devouring the top of their wedding cake, something April never forgave him for.

Let’s pray that cameras were rolling and that this court house stunt will be included in Jackass 2.5.

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