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George Hamilton tells THE VIEW: “I had an affair with my stepmother when I was 12″

October 17th, 2008 by Scott Marks

The picture tells all. In an attempt to hawk copies of his memoir Don’t Mind If I Do, George Hamilton came armed with photographic evidence to tell the yentas on The View all about the sexual relations he had with his stepmother when he was twelve.

Barbara Walters is the first to breech the affair with the terminally tanned twat. Hamilton explains that one year before his Bar Mitzvah, he had an affair with his 30-year-old stepmother, June Howard. Why not? As Hamilton explains she was “not a kin, not blood.” Oh, that’s different. Go ahead! You can tell that Joy Behar is visibly excited at the thought of a younger man satisfying an older woman.  “He was a mature twelve” is all the flummoxed Behar can come up with.

“My father never knew about it,” Hamilton explains. His dad, George “Spike” Hamilton, who obviously didn’t live up to his nickname, passed away while the affair was still in progress. “It was very normal,” George, Jr. continues. “She didn’t make me feel bad about it. It wasn’t dirty.” How dirty might it have been had the roles been reversed and a 30-year-old Hamilton was banging his 12-year-old stepdaughter? When Behar informs George that he was molested, the quick-witted stud replies, “It was molestation? Damn! I’m down for it again.” (Insert big laugh from the studio audience.)

The abuse continued for a brief time and when Hamilton became of age the couple reunited for a “follow-up.”  Whoopi tries to help by asking if younger boys being “broken in” by older women was more common in George’s youth. “It didn’t feel abnormal at the age of twelve,” George adds. “It was called something…cuddling and I cuddled.” Well, one man’s cuddling is another man’s statutory rape.

George doesn’t doubt that some might consider it exploitation, but “from my point of view it wasn’t something so crazy…I don’t think it warped me in my life.” Given his ego, it was probably far too late for that to happen.

The Daily Mail asserts that George is, “‘without guilt’ towards his father George Snr  -  perhaps because his stepmother, the ‘beautiful, homewrecking’ June Howard, was the woman who had destroyed his parents’ marriage.”

Barbara Walters sat quietly through the interview and when she felt as thought the topic had been thoroughly covered, she segues into another part of the book never once calling Hamilton on being the slimy braggart that he is. Are these old broads on The View so desperate for ratings that they’ll let some third rate actor appear on their show in an attempt to celebrate and minimize the impact of sex with minors in order for him to sell books?

George’s son (and the former Mr. Shannon Doherty) Ashley Hamilton, now being billed as a stand-up comic, followed his dad with a set of jokes that Johnny Yune would have rejected.

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