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Larry King’s wife caught in Love Nest with C-list “Actor”

November 10th, 2008 by Scott Marks

Is it Larry King, Brad Dourif in David Lynch’s “Dune” or Gary Oldman in Coppola’s “Dracula?”

Fossilized talk show host Larry King has caught his young wife cheating!

The ever reliable national Enquirer broke the story which may explain Larry’s conspicuous absence during cable news’ final episode of the long awaited, hotly anticipated and highly touted ‘08 campaign. Either that, or they couldn’t fit his nose in CNN’s sub-Lucas, Ltd. hologram device.

The venerable, age-defining teleprompter addict learned that his elbow dressing, Shawn King, 48, has been carrying on a year-long affair right under Larry’s big schnoz. The lucky man to follow Larry is hunky Hector Penate, 29, a C-list star of a handful of direct-to-Lifetime movies. Offscreen, Penate acted as Shawn and Larry’s son’s baseball coach. Has the wood finally rotted in Larry’s bat?

Latter day Saint Shawn King (nee: Southwick) was serial monogamist Larry’s seventh victim. According to the Enquirer, “Their illicit affair began to unravel when Shawn’ dependence on the powerful painkiller Vicodin deepened but it didn’t end until a livid Larry confronted Penate, sources divulged.”

Is the caller there? Hello! Hector Penate, I don’t care where my wife’s erogenous zones are, what’s your question?

The tabloid first learned of the clandestine affair months ago but chose not to publish the sordid details until they were corroborated by multiple sources.

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