Betty White nude playing card won’t go away
March 13th, 2010 by Scott Marks
Allen Ludden must be spinning in his grave to think that everyone can now see a picture of his former wife in the raw.
The National Enquirer contributed to the “recent surge in popularity” of Betty White posing naked as the 9 of Hearts for a non-pornographic deck of playing cards that came out in the 40s. The 88-year-old, who took home this year’s SAG Lifetime Achievement Award, is pissed that the damn thing resurfaced. Why bother? It will give her something to relevant to talk about when she hosts SNL.
Someone with a good memory on the Enquirer staff recalled that Betty appeared on “Late Night with David Letterman” in 1986 and he showed her the infamous card. Betty initially denied it was her and then jokingly admitted to Letterman, “It does look like me except the ear muffs would not have been there - they would have been here.” She pointed at her breasts.
Back in ‘86 Letterman was in a position to insinuate salaciousness on the part of Betty White. Jump cut 20+ years and we have a very well respected Betty White and a David Letterman who is unfaithful to his wife and who uses his superior economic status as a means to help coerce an employee into a sexual relationship.
The password today is “Irony!”
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Dig A Hole: Charles H. Joffe, Woody Allen’s loyal producer
July 15th, 2008 by Scott Marks
With Woody Allen off playing jazz, Jack Nicholson presents producers Charles H. Joffe (left) and Jack Rollins with their 1977 best pictures Oscar for Annie Hall.
Until today, I never knew what Charles H. Joffe looked like. His business partner Jack Rollins had a bit part in Broadway Danny Rose and frequent (hilarious) cutaways on Late Night with David Letterman, but until I stumbled across this photo on the LA Times website, Mr. Joffe’s face remained a mystery.
His name was anything but.
As with any good Hebrew student/retardate, repetition is the key to learning and I saw Mr. Joffe’s name appear on screen at least a hundred times. And that was just one movie!
That opening weekend screening of Woody Allen’s Take the Money and Run in the big Old Orchard Theatre was oxygen to my 14-year-old brain. It must have been a cheap rental for the film played on the bottom half of double-bills for years to come. No matter what theater, I was there and each one of my hundred-plus viewings came before home video.
Don’t ask how many times I saw Bananas.
More than Diane Keaton or Carlo Di Palma or Mia Farrow or even Jack Rollins, Charles H. Joffe’s name was synonymous with Woody Allen’s. Of the 44 films directed by Allen only four (two shorts, a made for TV feature and Tiger Lily) don’t include Charles H. Joffe’s name in the credits. He also produced two of Allen’s early non-directorial efforts, Play it Again, Sam and The Front.
I am saddened to report that Mr. Joffe died Wednesday at Cedars-Sinai Medical Center in Los Angeles after a long illness. He was 78.
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