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George Bush to appear on TV game show

April 20th, 2008 by Scott Marks

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With the country falling further into recession, gas prices higher than ever and war raging in Iraq, the leader of the free world has nothing better to do than appear on a TV game show tomorrow night.

While he’s not smarter than a fifth grader, Dubya will make a pre-taped guest spot on what could be the most simple-minded game show ever, Deal or No Deal. Bush, who is unable to count to 26, will not appear as a contestant.

As reported in The Huffington Post, the episode features Captain Joseph Kobes who hopes to pick the right suitcase in order to pay off his parents’ mortgage. Kobe, a Purple Heart and Bronze Star recipient, is surprised by Bush who thanks him for serving in his pet war before wishing him luck in the game.

Just think, when they reinstate the draft, Georgie will have his own game show, Who Wants To Be A Casualty?

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