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Facebook Follies: “Dean Martin and Jerry Lewis were totally gay”

November 14th, 2007 by Scott Marks

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“When Jer-ry dots Dean’s eyes
With a squirt from his thighs,
That’s Amore!”

How’s this for a libelous, scabrous and thoroughly amusing Facebook account? Were Martin & Lewis gay off camera? Hell no! These studly superstars got more tail than a proverbial toilet seat. Back in the 50’s, a scandal rag ran an article that implied the boys were gay and before you could say Paul Lynde, the tabloid had the Paramount legal team breathing down their neck.

On camera, a case can be made that the boys were more than just pallys. I was surprised that there was no mention of Artists and Models‘ homoerotic hijinx, or how about Jerry “milking” a bull in Hollywood or Bust?

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Dean measures Jerry

Here’s how our deep-thinking friends at Facebook weigh in on Dean and Jerry’s gay games:

Dean Martin and Jerry Lewis were totally gay

Description: We love Dean Martin and Jerry Lewis. But, truth be told, they were kind of gay for each other. Whether it was a long, drawn-out, beautiful love affair or if they just had wild drunken sex once in a “we must never speak of this again” sort of way, something was definitely there. And we love them all the more for it.

Some great quotes:
“There’s a call for able-bodied men.” - My Friend Irma Goes West
“If you’re an average girl, I’ve been dating boys.” - Scared Stiff
“What I”m trying to tell you, daddy, is you’ve got to get on it.” - Colgate Comedy Hour
“Let’s see you blow a little.” - Colgate Comedy Hour
“I’m looking for a man like you.”- Colgate Comedy Hour
“You’ll get the wood.” - Colgate Comedy Hour
“From Miami to London, from London to Boston, I’m known as the Gay Continental.”- The Caddy
“How does anybody get so handsome?”- Dean and Me
(While Dean rubs Jerry’s chest) “I like it!”- My Friend Irma Goes West
“I planted my mouth on his, gave him a big kiss.”- Dean and Me
“I’m gay.” -silently mouthed during the Colgate Comedy Hour

Some great moments:
Jerry and Dean jumping from parachutes, Jerry’s doesn’t work, so he grabs onto Dean and wraps himself around him with his face in Dean’s crotch.
Dean and Jerry in the same bed, many times, many places.
Jerry prancing around and swishing his robe around to give a great view of his legs and perhaps something more during The Gay Continental.
Jerry straddling a giant torpedo, the ultimate in phallic imagery.
Dean and Jerry in bed together, when for ABSOLUTELY NO REASON Dean rolls Jerry over onto his stomach.

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