Chat Today the Emulsion Compulsion Way!
September 1st, 2009 by Scott Marks
Typical Emulsion Compulsion addict enjoying the Miley Cyrus posts.
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhh! Something new has been added!
Emulsion Compulsion takes one step further into cyberspace by bringing you an on line chat room. It’s easy to join and fun, too!
All you have to do is look at the sidebar, sign up by giving your name and creating a password and whammo, you’re an EC chatterbox! This will also link to other chat rooms, so hopefully we’ll lure more folks into the discussion. (Be careful of your spelling and grammar. We don’t want to offend Mark Centz!) And don’t forget to pick a wacky avatar to represent yourself. This will be more fun than laughing!
As anticipated, I will also be blogging live during this year’s Jerry Lewis Labor Day Telethon. Hope most of you have access to the WGN feed so we can keep our eye on that rascally Dean Richards.
Tags: chat room, Emulsion Compulsion, emulsioncompulsion, Jerry Lewis Labor Day Telethon, Miley Cyrus, Molly CyrusFiled Under Uncategorized
Emulsion Compulsion sees the error of its ways
November 12th, 2008 by Scott Marks
I have sinned against you, MY readers. This oracle came to me today from Brother Dominic A. It was written (badly) in response to this heathen entry I wrote about Miley Cyrus. I was a nearsighted JEW and now I can SEE.
May the Lord Jesus Christ cut you down you and your blasphemous wicked mouth in the Name of my Lord Jesus Christ. The Shield of faith works for us TRUE believers in Jesus Christ, by His grace. dont take my Lord Jesus Christ name in vain, you heathen. not ‘forget about Jesus’. God curse you. forget about your life, you will lose it. forget about your penis, it will not function anymore.
I AM saved by the grace of my Lord Jesus Christ. I profess the faith of the Lord Jesus Christ, by His grace. Jesus Christ will keep me, and Ill keep Him and It the Greatest of all His Almighty LOVE by His grace.
The sick disgusting people are you little white vampire mosquitos that try to suck the blood of Gods people, may the Lord Jesus Christ destroy you completely. you live in wickedness, and then you try to create an uproar when a Christian does one thing wrong. REMEMBER Jesus Christ. My Lord and Saviour Jesus Christ uses things like these to bring wrath upon wicked worthless people like you. And the Lord Jesus Christ my Lord and Saviour be praised and thanked and all glory and honor to Him, by His grace. We should LOVE one another by the grace of my Lord Jesus Christ.
if any man preach to me any other Gospel than that Ive received, let him be accursed. The Bible says. noone is to ‘forget Jesus’. Jesus Christ IS to be Worshipped and help in Awe of , by His grace. The Holy Spirit that my Lord and Saviour Jesus Christ has given me, by His grace, reminds me of my Lord Jesus Christ constantly by His grace. Jesus Christ IS Almighty God manifest in the flesh, and He saves by His grace.
After reading this, I donated MY soiled computer to the Knights of Columbus. Or was it the Knights of the Ku Klux Clan, an organization Dominic undoubtedly belongs to. Now that YOUR days of worshiping at the altar of the burning Bush are mercifully coming to an end, your hatred of all things other than YOURSELF and the god you worship will have to find a new forum. Looking around, I have no doubt that you will be successful in your quest.
BTW, where can I FIND the chapter and verse in Scriptures that says, “Thou Shalt trawl the interenet at 11:47 am on a Wednesday looking for VIEWS of an underage “starlet”? Or, as your comment about my penis may indicate, were you looking FOR something else, you remarkable pig?
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