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Is Michael Moore the only one to see through George Bush’s $700 billion thievery?

September 29th, 2008 by Scott Marks

Being a fan of conspiracy theories, something didn’t set right about Bush’s government forking over $700 billion to save America’s financial system. God Bless Michael Moore! I can’t even begin to tell you how angry I am. Just read this.  Bad mortgages my ass! Can’t wait until Obama evicts Bush from the White House.

Watch our Idiot-In-Chief’s lame attempt to explain the failed bailout to the American public. When it’s over, listen to the brief analysis. New York Magazine’s John Heilemann notes: “I don’t think that comforts anybody. I don’t think that moves a single vote. With due respect and sympathy for the man, that was the picture of a beaten dog. That was the picture of presidential impotence right there. He looked terrible like his bell had been rung.”

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Dig A Hole: Jesse Helms is finally dead!

July 4th, 2008 by Scott Marks

Another piece of s–t has forever been scraped from off the shoe sole of life. “Morally sick” homosexuals and “Negroes” will rest better tonight knowing that on this, America’s Independence Day, they are forever free of the hate-spewing North Carolina Republican. Former U.S. Senator Jesse Helms is at last where he belongs. He died Friday at the age of 86.

While the cause of death has not been announced, it’s safe to say that it wasn’t AIDS.

Helms’ first full-time job after college was as a sports reporter with The News & Observer of Raleigh, North Carolina. In 1942 he married Dorothy Coble, who was the newspaper’s society reporter. During the war Helms served stateside as a naval recruiter. He eventually became the city news editor of the Raleigh Times, and later moved to radio and television.

Helms began his career in politics as an unofficial researcher for Willis Smith, a conservative Democratic lawyer, former president of the American Bar Association and staunch supporter of racial segregation, who successfully ran for the U.S. Senate in 1950.

Before launching a media career, Helms was executive director of the North Carolina Bankers Association. In 1960 he became the executive vice-president, vice chairman of the board, and assistant chief executive officer of the Raleigh-based Capitol Broadcasting Company. The folksy editorials, which he delivered at the end of each night’s local news broadcast, made Helms a local phenomenon.

In 1972, after announcing his candidacy for a seat in the United States Senate, Helms went on to win the Republican primary with 60.1 percent of the vote.

When Helms retired in 2003 after serving five terms, President Bush said, “Sen. Helms has been a tireless defender of our nation’s freedom and a champion of democracy abroad.” He mourned the Senate for “losing an institution.” Let’s let the record speak for itself regarding exactly what type of institutionalized modes of living Sen. Helms represented:

  • In 1950, the distinguished Senator helped create a campaign ad that read, “White people, wake up before it is too late. Do you want Negroes working beside you, your wife and your daughters, in your mills and factories? (Democratic candidate) Frank Graham favors mingling of the races.” So this is where KKK big muckety-muck Daniel Carver got his inspiration to “Wake up, white people!”
  • Helms blamed blacks, gays and lesbians for “the proliferation of AIDS.” He took acceptance to the use of the word “gay” to describe homosexuals since, “…there’s nothing gay about them.”
  • Helms dubbed The University of North Carolina, “the University of Negroes and Communists.”
  • Black civil rights activists were “Communists and sex perverts.”
  • During the 1963 Civil Rights protests Helms wrote, “The Negro cannot count forever on the kind of restraint that’s thus far left him free to clog the streets, disrupt traffic, and interfere with other men’s rights.”
  • In 1983, Helms launched a Senate filibuster opposing the Martin Luther King Day bill on grounds that King had two commie associates. He also disapproved of King’s alleged philandering.
  • In 1988, he observed, “There is not one single case of AIDS in this country that cannot be traced in origin to sodomy.”
  • According to the Chicago Sun-Times, in 1993 Helms sang Dixie in an elevator to Carol Moseley-Braun, the first African-American woman elected to the Senate, bragging, “I’m going to make her cry. I’m going to sing Dixie until she cries.”
  • When Roberta Achtenberg was appointed Assistant Secretary of the U.S. Department of Housing and Urban Development in 1993, Helms refused to vote for her “because she’s a damn lesbian.”
  • In a 1994 Newsweek article Helms declared homosexuality “degenerate,” and homosexuals “weak, morally sick wretches.”
  • In his memoirs, Hendrik Hertzberg of The New Yorker noted that Helms had “the ‘humorous habit’” of calling all black people “Fred”.

And still, in spite of all the damning evidence against him, the Associated Press‘ list of Helms’ quotes on life and politics mentioned only one derisive comment. Sen. Mitch McConnell of Kentucky, the Senate’s Republican leader said, “Today we lost a senator whose stature in Congress had few equals. Sen. Jesse Helms was a leading voice and courageous champion for the many causes he believed in.” White House spokesman Scott Stanzel said, “America lost a great public servant and true patriot today.”

I take back what I said earlier. Wake up, non-white people. The enemy is still at our gate.

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George Bush to appear on TV game show

April 20th, 2008 by Scott Marks

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E Pluribus Upidstay

With the country falling further into recession, gas prices higher than ever and war raging in Iraq, the leader of the free world has nothing better to do than appear on a TV game show tomorrow night.

While he’s not smarter than a fifth grader, Dubya will make a pre-taped guest spot on what could be the most simple-minded game show ever, Deal or No Deal. Bush, who is unable to count to 26, will not appear as a contestant.

As reported in The Huffington Post, the episode features Captain Joseph Kobes who hopes to pick the right suitcase in order to pay off his parents’ mortgage. Kobe, a Purple Heart and Bronze Star recipient, is surprised by Bush who thanks him for serving in his pet war before wishing him luck in the game.

Just think, when they reinstate the draft, Georgie will have his own game show, Who Wants To Be A Casualty?

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Oliver Stone’s George Bush biopic “W” set to begin shooting

March 27th, 2008 by Scott Marks

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W and a couple of ‘fluffers’

Let’s hope that Oliver Stone’s take on George W. Bush is half as entertaining as his previous presidential vivisection, Nixon.

With Josh Brolin already inked to star as our lunk-headed Commander in Chief, Elizabeth Banks today signed on to play Laura in Stone’s latest presidential biopic, W. Too bad Robert Ryan didn’t live to play Bush.

Stanley Weiser, who co-wrote Wall Street with Stone, penned the script and principle photography should commence in late April in Shreveport, La.

Can’t wait for “Taft!”

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Something New Has Been Added: Now You Can Leave Comments on Images, too!

January 24th, 2008 by Scott Marks

Since so many of you have been leaving blog comments, Emulsion Compulsion now invites you to do the same in our Image Gallery.

Whether it’s a reaction to Casey Kasem’s clenched hair…

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…or George Bush’s future as a locksmith…

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…feel free to call them as you see them. By all means, abuse the privilege!

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Bob Hope interfered with the thought patterns of millions of Americans

January 21st, 2008 by Scott Marks

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In all honestly this should have been the very first post on Emulsion Compulsion. The facts were made known to me eighteen years ago by the brilliant Jennifer DeSplinter, a former student who, after reading the following letters, understood the root of my borderline unhealthy preoccupation with Bob Hope. For years I had misplaced the vital documents I am about to detail. I pray that it’s not too late to help others afflicted by the immeasurable mental anguish inflicted upon them by Bob Hope.

God bless Sally Fox. Were it not for her brave disclosures who knows how many others would never have been made aware of the true source of their recurring head trauma. Even to this day, years after his death, Bob Hope continues to interfere with the thought patterns of millions worldwide, myself included. A high level industry source confirms that all of the RH2 DVD releases of Hope’s film and television work are electronically encoded with telekinetic thought transponders. These invisible carriers not only assault the memories of those who purchase and watch the videos, but all who enter their domiciles as well.

The man is indeed more dangerous dead than he ever was alive. Mr. Hope was set to leave us in January of 2001 after helping to inaugurate the second reign of the anti-Christ, but was kept alive until after war was waged against Iraq. (President Bush declared war on Iraq on March 18, 2003 and Mr. Hope was finally taken from us on July 23, 2003.) Am I the only one that finds it odd that “Hope” and “Atta” have 4 letters in their last names and both Bob and Mohammad had secretaries with the surname Kennedy? Coincidence? I think not.

The following correspondence was first brought to light by Harper’s Magazine in December of 1991. They detail the ignoble humiliation and cerebral decimation Ms. Fox underwent after seven years’ exposure to Bob Hope TV specials. Some may ask, why not just watch something else or leave the TV off altogether? We can’t. The power of Hope compels us.

Ms. Fox’s first plea for help was addressed to the investigative reporting staff of CBS News, NBC news, ABC News, CNN, 60 Minutes, United Press International and The National Enquirer, which shockingly failed to run with it.

June 17, 1988

Gentlemen,

I am involved in a phenomenal situation which I believe merits investigation.

The whole thing started about seven years ago when I began to “see” Bob Hope (the comedian) when I would close my eyes and concentrate. Through study, I learned that the reason I could “see” Bob Hope was because he is violently insane and uses abnormal thinking processes which introject and project others’ egos.

When this problem began, besides worrying about my mental health, I also felt that my civil rights were being violated by an other person’s insanity, so I began to write letters to the FBI. At first, the FBI thought I was crazy, but a year or so later, the FBI told me that they had been getting 800 to 900 complaints a day from people all around the country saying the same thing I was: Bob Hope is crazy and interferes with their normal thinking. The FBI told me they were investigating.

I told the FBI agent, and I am telling the press, that I believe, as a victim of this situation, that nothing will ever come of the investigation because Bob Hope is Ronald Reagan’s friend, and should it ever be proven that Bob Hope is insane, the President’s reputation would be at stake.

Because the FBI seems to be participating in a cover-up, I am begging the press to get involved.
Thousands of people are suffering, and we need help.

Thank you for your time and consideration,

Sally Fox

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