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James Cameron’s Airport A’hole Shouting Match

December 24th, 2009 by Scott Marks

Sign or Shine?

The entire cast had already inscribed the “Avatar” one sheet. All he needed was the king of the world’s signature to transform the poster into eBay gold.

Armed with little more than a Sharpie, a piece of movie memoribilia and a porkpie hat, the desperate fan waits with his mini-camera crew to snare the reclusive auteur outside LAX. James Cameron takes one look at the poster and does everything in his powers to refrain from tearing it to shreds.

All he has to do is take the marker and scrawl his name. What’s the big deal? Instead, he gives the guy a snubbing he’ll never forget. ” “I don’t owe you a f**king signature … just get out of my f**king personal space.” Later, in a stage whisper, Cameron refers to his airport escort as an “effing a**hole.”

The fan, who worked an hour of his life to afford the $15 to see “Avatar” in IMAX 3D, instantly turns on its master and becomes Cameron’s vocal assailant.

The biggest laugh comes when Cameron actually acknowledges the guy by saying, “Every time you open your mouth you absolutely justify my decision.” 

The battle is lost when the heated fan chides Cameron with “Even spielberg signs whatever you have.” (Do you think he’d sign my picture of Jonathan Norman?) Not guilty by reason of spielberg! He should have cold-cocked him for that insult.

Watch the video at TMZ.

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JACKASS 3D coming at you in October!

December 21st, 2009 by Scott Marks

After his disastrous recent film, Spike Jonze will once again turn to where the wild things really are when he reteams with Dickhouse’s Jeff Tremaine and Johnny Knoxville for a third “Jackass” sequel.

This time the rectal romp will be presented in eye-popping 3D!

According to star/producer Johnny Knoxville, “We’re going to take the same 3D technology James Cameron used in “Avatar” and stick it up Steve O’s butt. We’re taking stupid to a whole new dimension.”

The third installment of “Jackass” from Paramount Pictures and MTV Films will hit theaters on October 15, 2010. Johnny Knoxville and the boys will begin shooting in late January with Dickhouse Production’s Jeff Tremaine at the helm and producing alongside Spike Jonze and Knoxville.

2002’s “Jackass: The Movie” earned more than more than $64 million and was heralded as “a disgusting, repulsive, grotesque spectacle, but also hilarious and provocative. “Jackass: Number Two” earned over $72 million and was heralded by The New York Times as being “debased, infantile and reckless in the extreme, this compendium of body bravado and malfunction makes for some of the most fearless, liberated and cathartic comedy in modern movies.”

Add unlike Cameron, these boys really know how to work blue.

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