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Review: WANTED / Timur Bekmambetov (2008)

June 29th, 2008 by Scott Marks

Wanted (2008)
Directed by Timur Bekmambetov
Adapted from a comic book by: Michael Brandt, Derek Haas and Chris Morgan
Starring: James McAvoy, Angelina Jolie, Morgan Freeman and Terence Stamp
Running Time: 110 min.
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Rating: ☆☆☆☆☆

Remind me never to post images to the Image Vault before seeing a movie. My show of good faith invariably results in a bupke. (Check out this inexcusable inclusion! WTF was I thinking?)

Wanted is hardly required viewing.

Once again, Angelina Jolie takes time away from her busy schedule of saving the world to make movie theaters a worse place to live in. Her overexaggerated features make her a logical choice to play comic book heroines, but any similarity between her choice of action/fantasy/adventure scripts and quality entertainment is highly unlikely. Only sludge like Wanted, Mr. and Mrs. Smith, Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow and Tomb Raider(s) can possibly make one wistful for the glory days of Hackers.

It’s not that she is incapable of handing in good performances in worthy projects. Playing by Heart is a terrific ensemble film and the much maligned Original Sin is actually a very enjoyable Gothic noir. Girl, Interrupted is not much of a movie, but her performance is electrifying and at least she’s naked a lot in Gia and Foxfire.

With the exception of one bare-back shot, Ms. Jolie remains clothed throughout Wanted. It’s a good thing. The once voluptuous starlet is now thinner than one of the undernourished third-world toddlers she carts around at photo ops. I swear that I could fit my thumb and index finger around her upper arm.

Pounds aren’t the only thing to be pruned from Ms. Jolie’s mien. What happened to her feminist conscience? The women in Wanted exist only as grotesques, bait, killing machines and pussy. Aside from a big payday, what possible allure did this trash hold?

James McAvoy apes the Edward Norton role in Fight Club, a nebbishy clock-puncher transformed into an urban warrior. His father, a closeted world class assassin, is murdered and a secret organization recruits McAvoy with the promise of avenging dad’s death. Run by Morgan Freeman (who also should have known better), The Fraternity receives it’s assignments to kill from a giant weaving loom. I kid you not.

With The Wackness and Wall-E currently gracing multiplexes, Wanted is not the ‘W’ film of the week.

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First Look: Images from Angelina Jolie’s upcoming WANTED

November 1st, 2007 by Scott Marks

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My first impression was Mrs. Smith after the divorce; another synthetic exercise in spraying bullets and sexy attire.

I breathed a sigh of relief after a check of the specs revealed Timur Bekmambetov at the helm. Not that Night Watch or Day Watch heralded the second coming of Dario Argento. At least Bekmambetov possesses a sense of style, a flair for graphic brutality and the ability to put together an action film. In other words, everything Doug Liman lacks.

The record shows that Ms. Jolie hasn’t appeared in a wholly watchable film since Original Sin. At least we were spared another grieving wife or, even worse, Tomb Rader 3.

Wanted, which co-stars James McAvoy and Morgan Freeman, is scheduled to open March 28, 2008.

Wanted stills

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