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On the first night of Hanukkah my true love gave to me…a Walt Disney menorah?!?!?

December 5th, 2007 by Scott Marks

Happy Hanukkah and Merry Christmas to all my gentile friends. Enjoy this Festival of Lightweight gifts.

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A Disneyland Menorah
Listen carefully and you can hear the sound of Uncle Walt desperately clawing and scratching to get out of his cryogenic chamber.
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“Dreidel, dreidel, dreidel, I made it out of hunny,

We’ll put ‘em on store shelves and make us lots of munny.“
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Personally, I find the use of the terms “Hanukkah” and “Goofy” in the same sentence to be demeaning and intend to page the Rev. Al Sharpton immediately.
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From Dec. 5 - 11, Disneyland promises to revamp some of its most famous rides to accommodate their Jewish friends. Goniffs of the Caribbean, Roger Rabbi’s Car Toon Spin, Shpritz Mountain and Peter Pan’s Flight from Auschwitz, are just a few of the planned changes.
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“Vus machs du, Minnie, you ganser macher? Pluto and I always suspected that your big ears masked a pair of horns, and the way you’re winning my gelt proves it!”
Source: Traditions Jewish Gifts
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