Elizabeth Taylor: Michael Jackson’s ‘This Is It’ = Greatest Movie Ever Made!
October 26th, 2009 by Scott Marks
Lest we forget she also raved over this unholy union.
Dame Elizabeth Taylor is Tweeting up a storm over what she calls “the single most brilliant piece of filmmaking I have ever seen.”
Not “Citizen Kane” or “The Rules of the Game.” Not even “The Flintstones” or “The Wiz.” She’s referring to Michael Jackson’s “This Is It.”
The Demented Dame is on fire. Just listen to some of the cuckoo comments she’s been sharing with us on Twitter:
“Kenny Ortega did a masterful job of directing the process that goes into making a complete show before hitting the stage.” Didn’t someone tell her it’s a movie?
“(Michael) was totally up to now and the message of today in all his songs.” Huh? I’ve read this sentence 20 times and I have no idea what the old bird is talking about.
“And we have this piece of film to remind us forever and ever that once there was such a man. God kissed him.” Never heard Bubbles the Chimp referred to as “God” before.
“To say he was a genius seems so little. I wish my vocabulary encompassed what I feel.” How about “senile?”
I’ll see it tomorrow night. It’s bound to be better than “The Driver’s Seat” or “A Little Night Music.” Hopefully my headline won’t read “This Is (Sh)It.”
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Michael Jackson: Hitler was a “Genius” and a “Showman”
September 24th, 2009 by Scott Marks
Today “Billie Jean,” tomorrow “We Are the World!”
We here at EC salute Der Sonne for bringing to light new findings that Michael Jackson praised Adolf Hitler by calling the greatest mass murderer in the history of the world a “genius” and a ’showman.”
The biggest surprise is that he shared this information with, of all people, a Rabbi.
Rabbi Shmuley Boteach taped more than 30 hours of interviews with the King of Pop and among the revelations are Jackson’s insistence that “Hitler was a genius orator”and “To make that many people turn and change and hate, he had to be a showman and he was.”
Jacko also believes that if he was able to break bread with Der Fuhrer he “could somehow touch something inside of him.” Maybe a nerve. One might only imagine The Jackson 5 entertaining at the Bertesgarten. Hitler would have taken one look at them and screamed, “Schießen diese schwarzen mann!”
According to MJ, “”You have to help them, give them therapy, teach them that somewhere, something in their life went wrong.” Easy to say, especially for someone who died of a drug overdose at the age of 51.
EC got to thinking what other similarities and/or differences Adolf Hitler and Michael Jackson had in common. Here is the tale of the tape:
Dolf Jacko
Did a jig after he invaded Poland….Moonwalked
Bertesgarten…..Neverland Ranch
Worked with Leni Riefenstahl…..Worked with Martin Scorsese
Wrote “Mein Kampf”…..Wrote “Jew me, sue me, Kick me, kike me”
Had only one testicle…..Joe Jackson kicked him in the nuts
Slept with a blanket…..Slept with Blanket
Married Eva Bruan…..Influenced by James Brown
Called Negro Art “degenerate”…..Self-loathing black man
Non-smoker…..Hair caught fire while filming Pepsi commercial
Good dresser…..Good dresser
Led the Hitler Youth…..Held sleepovers with young boys
German Shepherd named Blondi…..Bubbles the Chimp
Feared Poles would contaminate racial purity…..Wore surgical mask
Nuremberg Rally…..”Motown 25″
Ruled with iron fist…..The Gloved One
Hated non-Aryans…..Slept face down in pan of bleach
Committed suicide…..OD’d
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