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Emulsion Compulsion sees the error of its ways

November 12th, 2008 by Scott Marks

I have sinned against you, MY readers. This oracle came to me today from Brother Dominic A. It was written (badly) in response to this heathen entry I wrote about Miley Cyrus. I was a nearsighted JEW and now I can SEE.

May the Lord Jesus Christ cut you down you and your blasphemous wicked mouth in the Name of my Lord Jesus Christ. The Shield of faith works for us TRUE believers in Jesus Christ, by His grace. dont take my Lord Jesus Christ name in vain, you heathen. not ‘forget about Jesus’. God curse you. forget about your life, you will lose it. forget about your penis, it will not function anymore.

I AM saved by the grace of my Lord Jesus Christ. I profess the faith of the Lord Jesus Christ, by His grace. Jesus Christ will keep me, and Ill keep Him and It the Greatest of all His Almighty LOVE by His grace.

The sick disgusting people are you little white vampire mosquitos that try to suck the blood of Gods people, may the Lord Jesus Christ destroy you completely. you live in wickedness, and then you try to create an uproar when a Christian does one thing wrong. REMEMBER Jesus Christ. My Lord and Saviour Jesus Christ uses things like these to bring wrath upon wicked worthless people like you. And the Lord Jesus Christ my Lord and Saviour be praised and thanked and all glory and honor to Him, by His grace. We should LOVE one another by the grace of my Lord Jesus Christ.

if any man preach to me any other Gospel than that Ive received, let him be accursed. The Bible says. noone is to ‘forget Jesus’. Jesus Christ IS to be Worshipped and help in Awe of , by His grace. The Holy Spirit that my Lord and Saviour Jesus Christ has given me, by His grace, reminds me of my Lord Jesus Christ constantly by His grace. Jesus Christ IS Almighty God manifest in the flesh, and He saves by His grace.

After reading this, I donated MY soiled computer to the Knights of Columbus. Or was it the Knights of the Ku Klux Clan, an organization Dominic undoubtedly belongs to. Now that YOUR days of worshiping at the altar of the burning Bush are mercifully coming to an end, your hatred of all things other than YOURSELF and the god you worship will have to find a new forum. Looking around, I have no doubt that you will be successful in your quest.

BTW, where can I FIND the chapter and verse in Scriptures that says, “Thou Shalt trawl the interenet at 11:47 am on a Wednesday looking for VIEWS of an underage “starlet”? Or, as your comment about my penis may indicate, were you looking FOR something else, you remarkable pig?

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Miley Cyrus hacker Josh Holly raided by FBI

October 22nd, 2008 by Scott Marks

Miley Cyrus

Time for another obligatory Miley Cyrus entry. The teen geek who managed to hack into the Hannah Montana star’s email account and steal provocative photos was raided overnight in Murfreesboro, Tennessee. Josh Holly, who went by the screen names TrainReq, Rockz and h4x, managed to crack a Gmail account that Miley once used. Josh’s hard work was justified when he uncovered sexy images she purportedly sent to singer Nick Jonas of the Jonas Brothers. Holly quickly did what any hormonal 19-year-old would: He splattered them across the web. It’s one thing to attempt to elevate your internet presence by “sharing” racy snaps of a 15-year-old Superstar. Don’t make the mistake of being a braggart. Holly boasted to interviewers, bloggers and anyone who would listen that coppers would never catch him, see. Officers confiscated three computers and a phone, but no charges were leveled and Holly has not been arrested.

Josh Holly

Josh Holly

“I was just kind of shaking. I was thrown way off guard,” he told Wired.com. “I’ve never had anything like this happen before to a point that I just didn’t know what to do. I was afraid to kick them out of my house. It’s the mark of the Squealer. “I guess somebody ended up ratting me out.” Links to Miley’s past glories: Miley in A Green Bra! Miley in Vanity Fair! Miley Takes A Shower!

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