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Miley Cyrus seems eager to get naked for racy film role

July 23rd, 2008 by Scott Marks

Miley Cyrus will not rest until all of America has had a chance to see her naked. The Hannah Montana star’s recent Vanity Fair cover and wet tee-shirt photos might just have been a carefully crafted warm up for an upcoming big screen role.

Rumor has it t he fifteen-year-old money machine is bucking to play the lead in Undiscovered Gyrl, which is based on Allison Burnett’s new novel. Even though Burnett’s agent has just begun shopping the manuscript to publishers, Miley is already intent on securing a deal to star in the film version.

According to MSNBC, a source close to the project says Cyrus is interested in the part, which would be that of “a lovable, lost suburban girl who descends into a life of reckless partying and promiscuity.” The source says if Cyrus did take the part, you’d be seeing a lot more of Cyrus than what appeared in the Vanity Fair photos. “There would definitely be nude scenes.”

“I challenge you to show me a child star who really made the transition to adulthood smoothly,” says another MSNBC source. “Miley doesn’t have plans to leave showbiz any time soon, and to get that big ‘grown-up’ part, she needs to start looking like a grownup. That (Vanity Fair) shoot helped.”

Not every child star grows up to be a Bonaduce. How about Hayley Mills or Ron Howard? And I don’t see any photos of DIckie Moore and Sonny Bupp kissing each other after stripping down to their green bras. Don’t worry about Miley. Judging by the career counseling she has received to date, Miley will sign with Vivid Video before she turns twenty.

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More racy Miley Cyrus photos, this time taking a shower!

July 15th, 2008 by Scott Marks

All the water in the world won’t wash away this young hussy’s sins!

What better way to top a weekend spent reacquainting myself with Kenji Mizoguchi’s staggering Sansho the Baliff than with a new set of scandal shots featuring Miley the bather?

Earlier this year, Miley Cyrus expressed public embarrassment after photog Annie Liebovitz snapped sexy shots of the 15-year-old for Vanity Fair magazine.

Who needs Annie Liebovitz when one can extend their public humiliation with a cell phone? The photos, including one of the pouty-lipped pop star showering in a white t-shirt, were leaked to an internet forum. The user said he received the snaps from boy band singer Nick Jonas who briefly dated Miley last year. Another rumor claims the pics were allegedly found in the memory of Cyrus’ phone by a hacker identified only as “TrainReq.”

The other two photos are a self-portrait of Miley exposing her stomach and a third shot showing her wearing a necklace that reads “NICK J.” Gossip site JustJared offers this as proof that Miley had in fact dated a Jonas.

Do you think concerned yente Jamie Lee Curtis will lecture Miley on the evils of filming ones ablutions? After all, look what one shower did for her mother Janet Leigh.

I hope that this Christmas morn Miley awakens to find an adjustable spreader bar, red leather ball gag and case of head cleaners under the tree.

See new photos here.

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