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Martin Scorsese wants to be your friend on MySpace!

March 30th, 2008 by Scott Marks

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Martin Scorsese is a 65-year old male who grew up on the Lower East Side of New York City. His interests are reading, music, solitude, movies and throwing telephones.

Look at Mr. Armani suit trying to connect with the kids! Scorsese’s sudden desire to be a part of the MySpace community is a marketing ploy to alert hipsters to his upcoming Rolling Stones documentary Shine a Light. In addition to listing Marty’s general interests, the site offers an exclusive clip from the film personally introduced by The Master.

Here is what some of the human garbage on MySpace has to say about their new friend and His video:

“couldnt even watch it all it was so boring” - Stanton (That wouldn’t by some chance be Arch Stanton?)

“(The clip) sucked until the end… Dry Humor… At least the stones are alive!” - ~{UN$TOPP@BLE}~

“Scorsese, can you introduce me to Leo?” - Lindsay-Erin

“video was dumb…….check out my video!!!!!!!!!!” - ☆JACOB☆

The film premiers Friday and you better be there on opening day.

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Casper the Friendly Director


Related Links:
My Scorsese Space
Martin Scorsese photos
Shine a light trailer
Shine a Light presskit
Shine a Light theatrical specs

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OPERATION MYSPACE set to waterboard our troops with Jessica Simpson & The Pussycat Dolls

February 29th, 2008 by Scott Marks

The Road to Kuwait

“We’re off on the road to Kuwait-ee, this Humvee is rough on the spine…”

The boys at MySpace, a division of News Corp.’s Fox Interactive Media, have come up with a concert aimed at entertaining America’s troops in Kuwait. And you thought Abu Ghraib was a torture chamber?

Dubbed Operation MySpace, the cavalcade will feature pop acts The Pussycat Dolls and Jessica Simpson, rock bands Disturbed and Filter, electronic artist DJ Z-Trip, and comedian Carlos Mencia. Suddenly the Gold Diggers, Phyllis Diller, Joey Heatherton and Jerry Colonna sound good.

In a statement, MySpace co-founder Tom Anderson said “For years troops stationed all over the world have utilized MySpace as a lifeline to communicate with their loved ones back home. I’m thrilled to have the opportunity to thank them in person and bring along the entire MySpace community.”

Emulsion Compulsion is pleading with President Bush to put an end to the war before this heinous assault takes place. Haven’t our troops suffered enough without the help of Jessica Simpson and The Pussycat Dolls? “We’re so excited to be performing for the troops and supporting our Armed Forces overseas,” a statement from the over-glorified lap-dancers read. “They’d better get ready…the desert’s about to get a lot hotter!” Can you feel the vomit at the back of your throat begin to rise? No wonder “singer” Carmit Bachar quit the group!

For those not fortunate enough to know any Kuwaiti scalpers, the March 10 show will be live-streamed on the Web starting at 11 a.m. Pacific time, right here!

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