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Jesse Jackson uses the ‘n’ word when he thinks he can’t be heard

July 17th, 2008 by Scott Marks

Last Sunday, with no ifs and or buts, Jesse Jackson talked about relieving Barack Obama of his nuts.

The situation has become even bigger now that it’s been revealed that he also used a denigrating term that rhymes with “trigger.” During an off-mic conversation on Fox and Friends, Jesse cited Obama for what he labeled a derisive trend.

Whiled chiding Obama for “talking down to black people” he slurred, and let loose with the lethal “n” word.

Even Emulsion Compulsion acted with revulsion when Jesse took to the air wave to scold Barack for telling blacks how to behave.

Isn’t this the same Reverend who, when at his wit’s end, called for a boycott of Michael Richards, the clown, and once suggested that Jews live in “Hymie Town?” If Jackson didn’t call for Richard’s boycott, than my name isn’t Scott.

Furthermore, CDs recorded by ‘n’ word-using rappers should be flushed down the crapper. How’s that for a capper?

Jackson has since expressed that he was “deeply saddened and distressed” for causing the Obama’s such a mess. (My decasyllabic meter is causing me to teeter!)

Jackson, who is traveling in Spain, apologized for creating any pain. “There really is no justification for my comments and I hope that the Obama family and the American public will forgive me,” said Jackson during his plea.

Is this talk part of the mission of the Rainbow Coalition? Operation PUSH should do away with their spokesman whose brain is made out of mush. He actually came off dumber than Bush!

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Charlie Sheen apologizes for calling vanilla Denise the ‘N’ word in a profanity laced phone message

June 21st, 2008 by Scott Marks

Charlie Sheen should be hired to write the next Martin Scorsese movie. These nasty answering machine auditions, written by the actor, house the most authentic dialog this guy has ever delivered.

Three-and-a-half years ago amidst their messy divorce, Charlie left Denise Richards a couple of recently leaked phone messages. No audio, yet, but if it’s out there, rest assured that Rob Colonna will post it in the comments section.

“Tuesday, April 19, 2005
Message Received at 12:46pm right after lunch

I guess I should just get used to the fact that you know, you fire off your nonsense and you’re lawyer bullsh and your fking emails and then you don’t answer the phone, and you know, you don’t have the fking courage or the wherewithal to like confront me or deal with me or just be fking honest. And the forthright and I guess I just gotta stop being disappointed by that because that’s just who you are and what you do. And I guess once I accept that, I won’t be frustrated by your chicken sh fking behavior, so whatever. I’m just really fking mad and you owe me a phone call. Okay. Cause again, if I did the same sh to you, you’d be fking furious. Alright, so whatever.”

Six f**ks in 131 words. Not exactly Nick St. John, but still a far cry from that retromingent sitcom babble he normally spews. Fifteen minutes later, another salvo.

“Tuesday, April 19, 2005
Message Received at 1:00pm

Yea, I just got your other email and I am a little confused because you told me that was something you only told a couple of people, and this and that, and I just, again you continue to be deceitful and mischievous and sneaky, and you’re a fking liar. Okay. You’re a fking liar. So, you know what it’s like, fk you. Okay, I hope you rot in fking hell. You’re a piece of sh fking liar and I hope you fking rot in hell. So fk you. I hope I never fking talk to you again you fking ‘c.’ Fk you. You’re a coward and a liar and a fking ‘n’ alright, so fk you.”

Much better. In 116 words he not only doubles the f’s, but calls her a ‘c’ as well as inexplicably throwing in the ‘n’ word. This probably reduced Tarantino to tears.

Today, Sheen attempted to justify his anger by saying, “Three and one-half years later, the reasons that caused the anger and frustration displayed on that voice mail continue to be manifested on a daily basis” because “my children did not show up today for a custodial visit without explanation.”

He further jammed both feet down his throat by saying, ““I deeply apologize by my choice of words to all I have obviously offended; especially to Tony Todd, an African-American, who was my best man at my first two weddings.”

You see if you have a black friend, hell if you have a black letter carrier or dentist, you are automatically exempt from stupidity particularly when tape is rolling.

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