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Larry King’s wife caught in Love Nest with C-list “Actor”

November 10th, 2008 by Scott Marks

Is it Larry King, Brad Dourif in David Lynch’s “Dune” or Gary Oldman in Coppola’s “Dracula?”

Fossilized talk show host Larry King has caught his young wife cheating!

The ever reliable national Enquirer broke the story which may explain Larry’s conspicuous absence during cable news’ final episode of the long awaited, hotly anticipated and highly touted ‘08 campaign. Either that, or they couldn’t fit his nose in CNN’s sub-Lucas, Ltd. hologram device.

The venerable, age-defining teleprompter addict learned that his elbow dressing, Shawn King, 48, has been carrying on a year-long affair right under Larry’s big schnoz. The lucky man to follow Larry is hunky Hector Penate, 29, a C-list star of a handful of direct-to-Lifetime movies. Offscreen, Penate acted as Shawn and Larry’s son’s baseball coach. Has the wood finally rotted in Larry’s bat?

Latter day Saint Shawn King (nee: Southwick) was serial monogamist Larry’s seventh victim. According to the Enquirer, “Their illicit affair began to unravel when Shawn’ dependence on the powerful painkiller Vicodin deepened but it didn’t end until a livid Larry confronted Penate, sources divulged.”

Is the caller there? Hello! Hector Penate, I don’t care where my wife’s erogenous zones are, what’s your question?

The tabloid first learned of the clandestine affair months ago but chose not to publish the sordid details until they were corroborated by multiple sources.

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National Enquirer not through with John Edwards

August 15th, 2008 by Scott Marks

Pretty Boy John

From the folks that broke the Jesse Jackson lovechild story, literally caught Bill Clinton with his pants down and had, short of E!’s riveting nightly trial reenactments and the best damn O.J. coverage on the planet is about to hammer a few more nails into John Edwards‘ coffin.

Now that the ex-presidential hopeful has admitted to having an affair, it’s still remains difficult for many so-called “legitimate” news organizations to give the Enquirer its due. The Associated Press has finally decided to report that Fred Baron, Edwards’ national finance chairman, has been secretly sending his pal’s mistress/documentary “filmmaker” Rielle Hunter a little walking around money. The Enquirer brought us this story on August 4.

The New York Times once commended the “rag” for their superb coverage of the O.J. trial. In this article about lawyers possibly covering up the Edwards’ affair, the Times won’t even dignify the NE, writing off its dogged investigative coverage as “tabloid reports” and never once referencing the paper by name.

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