CELEBRITY APPRENTICE (2009) - The Finale!
May 10th, 2009 by Scott Marks
At the start of the show, the NBC poll had Joan in the lead with 56%.
During Donald’s introduction there’s a cut to a dinosaur skeleton when he mentions Joan while a shark signifies Annie.
The 16 original contestants were described as “All masters in their fields.” What has Melissa mastered other than living in her mother’s shadow?
The “Hitler” mention replayed before the first commercial break. Add an extra point.
“A po-kuh player. A po-KUH player!” could be Joan’s best reading.
An Edgar reference!!! She’s aiming for bear!
Picking Herschel over Missy? Ballsy move? Missy has to say “strategy” in order for the audience to know that it was planned and her mother loves her.
Audience claps for video intro of the Kodak exec.
Will Donald Trump shame Jesse James into playing the Bullock card?
What does Donald see in this infomercial putz Jim Kramer?
Annie wants to do to Joan what Hitler did to Poland.
If Clint was on Gilligan’s Island he’d have been a palm tree.
What’s with Tom Green suggesting that he and Dennis go grab a drink?
Missy has a stroke of genius. Getting someone to buy a stack of tickets instead of selling them one by one was her masterstroke.
Too bad the street light didn’t brain Tom Green.
Hey, how ’bout that George Ross, huh? Give him a microphone and a stage and let him do standup.
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CELEBRITY APPRENTICE (2009) - Week 10
May 3rd, 2009 by Scott Marks
Amanda before the first commercial break? It can only go downhill.
I love how Annie always says that she never verbally picks on anyone. “There’s a reason (Joan) got fired from the TV Guide channel. She’s a bitch.” She later goes on to refer to Ms. Rivers as a cancer. Look who’s talking.
Donald Trump eating Chicken of the Sea out of the can. Get me photographic evidence.
Brande’s not dumb. She spells crap with an “S.”
Mr. Electricity Jesse James calls Joan a “geriatric comedian.” How dare he!!! All that tattoo ink must have gone to his pea brain.
The audio during the presentation to the Chicken of the Sea execs sounds like it was recorded in a Greyhound terminal.
Note to “songwriter” Annie Duke: Fast does not rhyme with trust.
As a joke, one of the teams should have brought in Jessica Simpson to sing the Chicken of the Sea jingle.
Good news that Clint lost points because he recorded a Country and Western version of the jingle.
A poker player and a glorified stripper beat out Clint Black as songwriters. AHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Annie will never forget Joan’s Hitler comment. Joan should call her Annie Frank.
Piers Morgan had to stoop to sexism and ageism to get his point across.
Joan once again has to play the Hitler card by mentioning that her family was killed by the Nazis. If anything, that made Piers less sympathetic.
Looks like next week Hitler and the Cancer Bitch go head to head for the title of Celebrity Apprentice. As much as I hate to say it, my money is on Annie.
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