Bob “For A Gay New Playtex Happy Pants Wardrobe” Hope
December 14th, 2007 by Scott Marks
“This is Bob ‘Short Eyes’ Hope here to tell ya’ ’sex by year eight before it’s too late.’ How do you like these nubile toddlers, huh? They look like lawn jockeys from the Neverland Ranch. I wanna’ tell ya that nothing brings this old ski nose to attention quite like the smell of a dirty diaper, and I don’t mean Dolores’. And it’s a lot cheaper to hang reusable diapers around the fireplace than forking over dough for Christmas stockings you’ll only use once a year. Yeah, well, hey I gotta’ go now. I’ll be appearing at a Toys ‘R’ Us opening in Fort Wayne, Indiana this Friday then it’s off to Sioux City, Iowa for the annual gathering of the Horatio Alger chapter of NAMBLA. Merry Christmas, ladies and gentlemen. G’night.”
Tags: Bob Hope, Christmas, Happy Pants, Playtex Diapers, Vintage AdFiled Under Image Blog, Rants
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