Miley Cyrus thinking of leaving “Hannah Montana” ?!?! Blow out the pilot light!
July 29th, 2008 by Scott Marks
It can’t be. Say it ain’t so. This is more cataclysmic than when WOR axed The Howard Stern Summer Show after only two seasons!
Miley Cyrus is talking about leaving Hannah Montana! The chipmunk-faced teen sensation told E! News, “We’re thinking this is our last season.”
Hey, Miley — I have five words for you: “Screech.” Forget about that yente Jamie Lee Curtis, it’s time you turned to Dustin Diamond as your role model. No matter how much producer Peter “Der Vicer” Engel tried to dilute and degrade the character (towards the end Screech became Mr. Belding’s bitch) Dustin rode that Saved by the Bell wave until The New Class got old and the show was canceled. Diamond even went on to appear in a porno film. I ask you, is there a better person alive to guide Miley’s career than Screech Powers?
C’mon, Miley don’t kill of Hannah. It can’t possibly take much work to film that three-camera crapola. There will be plenty of time for you to make more 3D movies, pose in various sorts of undress and even make that racy feature you’ve been jockeying for. Besides, the normally tight fisted folks at Mouse-TV will surely line your coffers with enough dough to keep you in bubble gum, stock options and “FU” money for the rest of your life.
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