New Photos Added: Hitchcock, Vintage Advertisements, Celebrity Endorsements, TAXI DRIVER, Orson Welles, Jayne Mansfield, Matt Dillon, Russ Meyer, THERE WILL BE BLOOD, etc.
February 22nd, 2009 by Scott Marks
Celebrity Endorsements:
Pat Boone vs. O.J. SImpson
George Carlin’s CLASS CLOWN
Jimmy Carter Toilet Paper
Cyd Charisse for Lustre Creme
Joan Crawford for Lucky Strike Cigarettes
Glenn Ford for Chesterfield Cigarettes
Ava Gardner for Bur-Mil Cameo Stockings
Coleen Gray for La Cross Manicure Instruments
Tippi’ Hedren for Chrysler
‘Tippi’ Hedren for Palmolive Soap
Florence Henderson has Wessonality!
Hitler for Bloomingdale’s
Bob Hope and Doris Day for Swan Soap
Little Richard & Jackie Gayle at Milton Prell’s Aladdin
Melissa Manchester and Ella Fitzgerald for Memorex
Mary Martin for Royal Crown Cola
Merle Oberon for Ry-Krisp
Saturday on CBS is the place for RICHARD PRYOR’S PLACE (1984)
Basil Rathbone for Fatima Cigarettes
Phil Silvers for Camel Cigarettes
Jessica Simpson for Fake Hair Extensions
Barbara Stanwyck for Lustre Creme
Spencer Tracy for Lucky Strike Cigarettes
Paul Winchell and Jerry Mahoney for Emerson TV
Christmas Crap - 3 Yuletide photos of Yogi Bear and the Hanna-Barbera gang.
George Cukor - 2 photos from Let’s Make Love (1960) added.
Matt Dillon - 4 photos added from The Outsiders
Russ Meyer’s Faster, Pussycat! Kill Kill! (1965) - New gallery with 6 posters added.
Alfred Hitchcock - 5 photos added from The Birds and 1 from Frenzy.
Jerry Lewis Cinemas - 5 photos added. (Thanks to Rob Martinez!)
Ad for Liberace and his brother George appearing at the Riviera.
Jayne Mansfield - 4 photos added.
Don Rickles - 1 photo added.
Ad for Frank Sinatra at the Mocambo.
Kate Smith - New gallery added with 5 tempting photos.
THERE WILL BE BLOOD / Paul Thomas Anderson (2007)- New gallery with 15 images added.
Insert your own Gacy…I mean gamy joke here.
Vintage Magazine Ads:
Prunes, Natural Regularity without harsh laxatives!
Lowe Brothers Paints not cost much wampum - UGH!
Dodge Polara = Gals ‘n Guns!
Kleenex Man-Size Tissues!
The Ronson Hood ‘n’ Comb Hair Dryer
Painting in Your Underpants!
UNISEX Clothes - For sheer nerve.!l
Medical Electricity!
Boys Love Staydry Panties!l
WOMEN MAKE GOOD MOTEL MANAGERS!
Chew gum and get caned! This is what I call a vacation paradise!
Diet Rite Cola
Smoke Philip Morris - They’re Pasturized!
Piggly Wiggly Ad
Kodak’s V-Mail
Jack Davis for Slim Jim, 1977
Get High, Not Hassled, 1977
Lady Doctors Smoke Camel Cigarettes, Too!
CRAFTSMEN GUILD 3-D SET
Lane Bryant Chubbies
Don’t Go Deaf on the Shooting Range!
How to Clean a Twink
These two met 10 minutes before this picture was taken.
Explore San Diego, 1938
Airplanes, landing soon at a movie theatre near you!
Velveeta
Flying Waitress School
Grace Downs Air Career School.
VIEW-MASTER
Tampon Personal Calendar Dial
Bathroom Luxury at a Budget Price!
New Kotex with Wondersoft Covering!
Stop Pain of Piles!
Become A Witch!
A gift to make a guy’s eyes pop out…and hopefully a gal’s, too!
Get Your Favorite Gal a .25 Caliber Colt!
The Ginza Japanese Review
Filed Under Image Blog
PETA asks Ben and Jerry’s to use human breast milk
September 24th, 2008 by Scott Marks
Feast On It!
If People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals (PETA) has there way, Ben and Jerry’s Ice Cream will soon be as good for you as mother’s milk. PETA is urging Ben Cohen and Jerry Greenfield to replace cow’s milk they use in their products with human breast milk.
If only Russ Meyer had lived long enough to see this.
According to a statement issued by PETA, their “request comes in the wake of news reports that a Swiss restaurant owner will begin purchasing breast milk from nursing mothers and substituting breast milk for 75 percent of the cow’s milk in the food he serves.”
At first I thought it was udder nonsense, but as PETA put it, “the breast is the best,” so long as the containers don’t lactate. My mouth is drooling at the mere thought of such oedipal edibles as Chunky Monkey Mammary, Peanut Butter D Cup, and Fresh Georgia Teat.
Hey, I wanna’ tell you, this could turn Dollywood into the nation’s ice cream capital, ladies and gentlemen. And if Crosby used “the cream of the stars” as a secrete ingridient in his vat of vanilla, what’s wrong with a little boob juice?
In a related story, Larry Flynt is asking the lactose tolerant duo to use the blood of human virgins in their most famous concoction, Cherry Garcia.
Here is a copy of PETA’s letter to Ben & Jerry:
September 23, 2008
Ben Cohen and Jerry Greenfield, Cofounders
Ben & Jerry’s Homemade Inc.
Dear Mr. Cohen and Mr. Greenfield,
On behalf of PETA and our more than 2 million members and supporters, I’d like to bring your attention to an innovative new idea from Switzerland that would bring a unique twist to Ben and Jerry’s.
Storchen restaurant is set to unveil a menu that includes soups, stews, and sauces made with at least 75 percent breast milk procured from human donors who are paid in exchange for their milk. If Ben and Jerry’s replaced the cow’s milk in its ice cream with breast milk, your customers-and cows-would reap the benefits.
Using cow’s milk for your ice cream is a hazard to your customer’s health. Dairy products have been linked to juvenile diabetes, allergies, constipation, obesity, and prostate and ovarian cancer. The late Dr. Benjamin Spock, America’s leading authority on child care, spoke out against feeding cow’s milk to children, saying it may play a role in anemia, allergies, and juvenile diabetes and in the long term, will set kids up for obesity and heart disease-America’s number one cause of death.
Animals will also benefit from the switch to breast milk. Like all mammals, cows only produce milk during and after pregnancy, so to be able to constantly milk them, cows are forcefully impregnated every nine months. After several years of living in filthy conditions and being forced to produce 10 times more milk than they would naturally, their exhausted bodies are turned into hamburgers or ground up for soup.
And of course, the veal industry could not survive without the dairy industry. Because male calves can’t produce milk, dairy farmers take them from their mothers immediately after birth and sell them to veal farms, where they endure 14 to17 weeks of torment chained inside a crate so small that they can’t even turn around.
The breast is best! Won’t you give cows and their babies a break and our health a boost by switching from cow’s milk to breast milk in Ben and Jerry’s ice cream? Thank you for your consideration.
Sincerely,
Tracy Reiman
Executive Vice President
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