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Blazing Bob Hope Dr. turns up charred corpse

June 13th, 2008 by Scott Marks

Police are investigating the death of a person found burned in a far east El Paso neighborhood. Last night around 9 pm, a 911 caller reported heavy flames coming from an empty lot on Lorenzo Ruiz Avenue and Bob Hope Drive.

Bob Hope Dr. in El Paso?!? This confirms earlier reports of a thought transponder concealed in an earth station somewhere in Texas.

Officials said the body was so badly burned they could not tell if it was a man, a woman or a Republican. (Seaman Jacobs wrote that.)

Lt. Mario Hernandez, spokesman for the El Paso Fire Department initially “thought that it was some type of mannequin” possibly similar to the one the street is named after.

The spirit of Hope permeates the neighborhood. Guillermo Flores, who lives near the crime scene, said, “To know that there’s a dead body here it’s pretty crazy.” Hey, I wanna’ tell you, that’s a wild, nutty homicide, ladies and gentlemen.

Pulling a Will Jordan, part-time impressionist Flores shifted gears by instantly transforming himself into SCTV’s Count Floyd and saying, “This is pretty scary.”

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The never ending Bob Hope Special

January 22nd, 2008 by Scott Marks

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Bob Hope’s Violently Insane Macular Acceleration

Last week I spoke over the short wave with a computer-less colleague in Germany. (He asks that his name be withheld for fear of the tortuous headaches that might befall him.) Late this afternoon, a carrier pigeon arrived with this potential explanation of rumblings overseas concerning Bob Hope’s quest for world annihilation through the introjection and projection of others’ egos. This correspondence has the potential to blow the lid off Palm Springs, the Bush Family Crime Syndicate and Amway. May God help us in the future…

Dear Scott,

I am afraid I have to tell you the truth, the inconvenient truth: Bob Hope is DEAD! He was killed by MOSSAD 41 years ago during the six-day-war 1967. And he was then replaced by a look-a-like trained and formed in the Dimona nuclear plant in the Negev desert. WHY? The new Hope was needed to keep the US at war in Vietnam and to keep all the Americans insane and crazy.

BUT then something happened: a brave all-American lady, named Sally Fox, stepped out of the matrix and saw what Hope had done to her country and her fellow Americans. After this Bob Hope was only a lame-Mossad-duck and Mossad had to change its measures to guide the American people. It’s not by accident that the first World Trade Center bomb happened that time. The next step was 9/11 as we all know very well.

Conclusion: God bless Sally Fox! She knew too well what was going on, she had read the “Elders of Zion”….

Sources: the Palestinian National Authority, Dept. of Education:

“Disinformation has been one of the bases of moral and psychological manipulation among the Israelis … The Protocols of the Elders of Zion did not ignore the importance of using propaganda to promote the Zionist goals. The second protocol reads: ‘Through the newspapers we will have the means to propel and to influence’. In the twelfth protocol: ‘Our governments will hold the reins of most of the newspapers, and through this plan we will possess the primary power to turn to public opinion.’”

May he rest in peace poor Bob Hope!

What a crazy world we’re living in …

Signed,

Painless Potter

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Bob Hope interfered with the thought patterns of millions of Americans

January 21st, 2008 by Scott Marks

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In all honestly this should have been the very first post on Emulsion Compulsion. The facts were made known to me eighteen years ago by the brilliant Jennifer DeSplinter, a former student who, after reading the following letters, understood the root of my borderline unhealthy preoccupation with Bob Hope. For years I had misplaced the vital documents I am about to detail. I pray that it’s not too late to help others afflicted by the immeasurable mental anguish inflicted upon them by Bob Hope.

God bless Sally Fox. Were it not for her brave disclosures who knows how many others would never have been made aware of the true source of their recurring head trauma. Even to this day, years after his death, Bob Hope continues to interfere with the thought patterns of millions worldwide, myself included. A high level industry source confirms that all of the RH2 DVD releases of Hope’s film and television work are electronically encoded with telekinetic thought transponders. These invisible carriers not only assault the memories of those who purchase and watch the videos, but all who enter their domiciles as well.

The man is indeed more dangerous dead than he ever was alive. Mr. Hope was set to leave us in January of 2001 after helping to inaugurate the second reign of the anti-Christ, but was kept alive until after war was waged against Iraq. (President Bush declared war on Iraq on March 18, 2003 and Mr. Hope was finally taken from us on July 23, 2003.) Am I the only one that finds it odd that “Hope” and “Atta” have 4 letters in their last names and both Bob and Mohammad had secretaries with the surname Kennedy? Coincidence? I think not.

The following correspondence was first brought to light by Harper’s Magazine in December of 1991. They detail the ignoble humiliation and cerebral decimation Ms. Fox underwent after seven years’ exposure to Bob Hope TV specials. Some may ask, why not just watch something else or leave the TV off altogether? We can’t. The power of Hope compels us.

Ms. Fox’s first plea for help was addressed to the investigative reporting staff of CBS News, NBC news, ABC News, CNN, 60 Minutes, United Press International and The National Enquirer, which shockingly failed to run with it.

June 17, 1988

Gentlemen,

I am involved in a phenomenal situation which I believe merits investigation.

The whole thing started about seven years ago when I began to “see” Bob Hope (the comedian) when I would close my eyes and concentrate. Through study, I learned that the reason I could “see” Bob Hope was because he is violently insane and uses abnormal thinking processes which introject and project others’ egos.

When this problem began, besides worrying about my mental health, I also felt that my civil rights were being violated by an other person’s insanity, so I began to write letters to the FBI. At first, the FBI thought I was crazy, but a year or so later, the FBI told me that they had been getting 800 to 900 complaints a day from people all around the country saying the same thing I was: Bob Hope is crazy and interferes with their normal thinking. The FBI told me they were investigating.

I told the FBI agent, and I am telling the press, that I believe, as a victim of this situation, that nothing will ever come of the investigation because Bob Hope is Ronald Reagan’s friend, and should it ever be proven that Bob Hope is insane, the President’s reputation would be at stake.

Because the FBI seems to be participating in a cover-up, I am begging the press to get involved.
Thousands of people are suffering, and we need help.

Thank you for your time and consideration,

Sally Fox

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