MICHAEL JACKSON MADE IT WITH A SPACE ALIEN!!!
October 27th, 2007 by Scott Marks
Either it’s not true, or a horrible thing to call Emmanuel Lewis. Stunted, yes, but a space alien?
It has to be true. Why else would a journalistic paradigm like the News Extra make it their cover story? The artist’s rendering is very convincing, but are those asteroids, nipples or dandruff poking through Jacko’s wife-beater’s t-shirt?
According to the “article,” the sex was pretty good. “I kept praying it wouldn’t stop,” Jackson cooed.
Apparantly it was a female starchild. Her age remains undetermined.
The one item that appears inconclusive: Joan Collins was a rotten mother.
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