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10 Reasons not to Vote for Barack Obama

November 4th, 2008 by Scott Marks

1. According to the Book of Revelations, the anti-Christ will be a man in his 40s, of Muslim descent, who will deceive the nations with persuasive language, and have a massive Christ-like appeal. The prophecy says that people will flock to him and he will promise false hope and world peace, and when he is in power, will destroy everything. Sound familiar?

2. In an attempt to gain voter’s sympathy, Barry Hussein Obama conveniently arranged for his grandmother to die the day before the election.

3. I was seated behind Mr. Obama at a baseball game and the commie scum refused to salute the flag or stand for The Star Spangled Banner.

4. He is America’s worst nightmare: A smart, articulate and charismatic African American male.

5. He’s pink right down to his underwear! Do you want our country to become like that filthy, socialist Canada? Shake a tree and as many commies will hit the ground as maple leafs. Why, they’ve never even heard of war in Canada.

6. He’s no Alan Keyes.

7. Abortion = Infanticide and Jesus Christ would not vote for Barack Obama. Remember His statement, “It would be better to be thrown into the sea with a large millstone tied around the neck than to face the punishment in store for harming one of these little ones.”

8. The radical lamebrain actually believes that war is bad for our current economy and wants to put an end to it!

9. Pretty Sarah Palin is the divine answer to all our dreams! Those Russkie dogs once ran Alaska and it was up to our Sarah to rout out the last commies! Any red-blooded American male should give their left nut for the chance to spend four years watching her on TV with the sound turned off. And who doesn’t want to see Trig grow up in the national spotlight?

10. I already voted for a black man in 1972:

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THE MAN / Les Mayfield (2005)

January 12th, 2008 by Scott Marks

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THE MAN (2005)
Directed by Les Mayfield
Written by Jim Piddock, Margaret Oberman & Stephen Carpenter
Starring: Eugene Levy, Samuel L. Jackson, Luke Gross, Miguel Ferrer & Anthony Mackie
Running Time: 83 min.
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Rating: ★★☆☆☆

Better than all three “Lethal Weapons” combined, but a safe distance from “Midnight Run,” the bi-racial buddy picture “The Man” has enough laughs to warrant a dollar-night rental if not a theatrical viewing. As a devotee of Eugene Levy since his days on “SCTV,” it was gratifying to see him finally land a starring role. While five minutes of Bobby Bittman is funnier than anything on display here, Levy’s ever-shifting eyebrows, oversized spectacles and pallor deadening makeup reminded me of a silent clown: Harold Lloyd with enormous caterpillars perched above his eyes. Admittedly, some of the biggest laughs come from Samuel L. Jackson’s nappy toupee and long shots of stunt doubles that look nothing like the stars, a nuance sure to be lost on the small screen.

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