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The never ending Bob Hope Special

January 22nd, 2008 by Scott Marks

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Bob Hope’s Violently Insane Macular Acceleration

Last week I spoke over the short wave with a computer-less colleague in Germany. (He asks that his name be withheld for fear of the tortuous headaches that might befall him.) Late this afternoon, a carrier pigeon arrived with this potential explanation of rumblings overseas concerning Bob Hope’s quest for world annihilation through the introjection and projection of others’ egos. This correspondence has the potential to blow the lid off Palm Springs, the Bush Family Crime Syndicate and Amway. May God help us in the future…

Dear Scott,

I am afraid I have to tell you the truth, the inconvenient truth: Bob Hope is DEAD! He was killed by MOSSAD 41 years ago during the six-day-war 1967. And he was then replaced by a look-a-like trained and formed in the Dimona nuclear plant in the Negev desert. WHY? The new Hope was needed to keep the US at war in Vietnam and to keep all the Americans insane and crazy.

BUT then something happened: a brave all-American lady, named Sally Fox, stepped out of the matrix and saw what Hope had done to her country and her fellow Americans. After this Bob Hope was only a lame-Mossad-duck and Mossad had to change its measures to guide the American people. It’s not by accident that the first World Trade Center bomb happened that time. The next step was 9/11 as we all know very well.

Conclusion: God bless Sally Fox! She knew too well what was going on, she had read the “Elders of Zion”….

Sources: the Palestinian National Authority, Dept. of Education:

“Disinformation has been one of the bases of moral and psychological manipulation among the Israelis … The Protocols of the Elders of Zion did not ignore the importance of using propaganda to promote the Zionist goals. The second protocol reads: ‘Through the newspapers we will have the means to propel and to influence’. In the twelfth protocol: ‘Our governments will hold the reins of most of the newspapers, and through this plan we will possess the primary power to turn to public opinion.’”

May he rest in peace poor Bob Hope!

What a crazy world we’re living in …

Signed,

Painless Potter

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