Fartin Scorsese
December 19th, 2009 by Scott Marks
In my constant reading, viewng and pursuit of the Gospel According to Elizabeth St., I decided to run His name through Twitter to see if Marty tweets.
There is one Martin and one mscorsese, but something tells me neither are Him. There was no mention of an obscure director in either of their posts. The closest I came to someone who appears to be a direct descendant is a cousin named “Fartin Scorsese.”
Fartin Scorsese…The name alone conjures up the young anal auteur behind such classics as “What’s That Knocking at my Back Door?”, “The King of Crepitation,” “Raging Bowel,” “The Last Ablution of Christ,” “Gasino,” “Light a Match,” “The Defarted” and “Bringing out the Dead.”
When he was young, Farty began storyboarding his gastroeccentric ideas just like his older cousin. Below are a few examples of Farty’s work.
I don’t know about you, but I’ll follow Fartin Scorsese on Twitter and to the ends of the earth and beyond.
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Elizabeth Taylor: Michael Jackson’s ‘This Is It’ = Greatest Movie Ever Made!
October 26th, 2009 by Scott Marks
Lest we forget she also raved over this unholy union.
Dame Elizabeth Taylor is Tweeting up a storm over what she calls “the single most brilliant piece of filmmaking I have ever seen.”
Not “Citizen Kane” or “The Rules of the Game.” Not even “The Flintstones” or “The Wiz.” She’s referring to Michael Jackson’s “This Is It.”
The Demented Dame is on fire. Just listen to some of the cuckoo comments she’s been sharing with us on Twitter:
“Kenny Ortega did a masterful job of directing the process that goes into making a complete show before hitting the stage.” Didn’t someone tell her it’s a movie?
“(Michael) was totally up to now and the message of today in all his songs.” Huh? I’ve read this sentence 20 times and I have no idea what the old bird is talking about.
“And we have this piece of film to remind us forever and ever that once there was such a man. God kissed him.” Never heard Bubbles the Chimp referred to as “God” before.
“To say he was a genius seems so little. I wish my vocabulary encompassed what I feel.” How about “senile?”
I’ll see it tomorrow night. It’s bound to be better than “The Driver’s Seat” or “A Little Night Music.” Hopefully my headline won’t read “This Is (Sh)It.”
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