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Barack Obama wants big-eared Will Smith to portray him in movie

February 29th, 2008 by Scott Marks

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Who’s sane? 

If a movie is ever made about his life in politics, Barry Obama wants Will Smith to star because they both have enormous ears.

Yahoo News quotes the democratic front runner as saying, “”Will Smith and I have talked about this, because he has the ears. He’s better looking than me, but we both have those (ears).”

This “controversy” was sparked by a Zogby/Svedka poll that found 33 per cent of voters would choose Denzel Washington to play Obama, followed by Smith in second place.

Ah, if only David Lean was alive and black. Check out these ashtray-sized listening devices:

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Smith, who is currently working on a live-action remake of Dumbo could not be reached for comment.

P. S. to Barry Obama: Get the job first and then worry about a big screen adaptation. 

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When it comes to Hitler, Will Smith wasn’t following orders

January 3rd, 2008 by Scott Marks

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Small screen cut-up turned big screen hit-maker Will Smith shall no longer be referred to as Villy Schmidt, The Fresh Prince of Buchenwald.

He would probably like to leave his fresh prints around the throats of several World Entertainment News Network (WENN) reporters. WENN issued a formal apology to Smith after it helped spread the rumor that Smith found Hitler to be a misunderstood madman.

According to TMZ.com, the apology stated that the “erroneous and dangerous statement attributed to Will Smith about Adolph Hitler being a ‘good person’ … was false and misleading.” WENN says it takes “full responsibility for the dissemination” of the story and offers Will “a sincere apology” and deeply regrets “the personal stress” caused.

Now that that’s out of the way, who’s going to apologize for Hitch?

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Upbeat Will Smith sees the good side of Adolf Hitler

December 24th, 2007 by Scott Marks

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Triumph of the Shill

What is more offensive than Men in Schvartz II, Hitch and Wild Wild West combined? Will Smith’s (aka Villy Schmidt) comments about Adolf Hitler in a recent interview with the Scottish Daily Record.

TMZ.com quotes Villy Schmidt as saying that Hitler “didn’t wake up going, ‘Let me do the most evil thing I can do today.’ … I think he woke up in the morning and using a twisted, backwards logic, he set out to do what he thought was ‘good.’”

Nothing like a popular actor turned Nazi apologist. Here’s a shock: The Jewish Defense League is asking that Barack Obama vilify Schmidt and that theaters pull his new remake of The Omega Man.

In Schmidt’s defense, the comments came after a screening of The Great Dictator, a film that Schmidt obviously thought was a documentary.

Schmidt’s words, say the JDL, “spit on the memory of every person murdered by the Nazis. His disgusting words stick a knife in the backs of every veteran who fought (and sometimes died) to save the world from the intentions of Adolf Hitler.”

Doing his best Joseph Goebbles impersonation, Schmidt’s representative called it all “an awful and disgusting lie.” Schmidt was only following orders.

I didn’t need anti-semitic accusations to write Schmidt off. I saw The Pursuit of Happyness and Villy’s flagrant attempt to pull a Kathie Lee by forcing his precocious son down the throats of the American moviegoing public. Can’t wait to hear those Jewish owned Hollywood doors slam in Villy’s face the next time he brings his moppet in for an audition. Hell, he can always substitute for Danny Glover opposite Mel Gibson in Lethal Weapon 5.

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